Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good evening all, the Club is now open.

Many apologies for the slightly late opening. I was delayed by having to search for my little cat. (Now safely home.)

Any raffle donations will be welcome as always.

[petal54]

how about Goldielocks eats the gingerbread house,while on her way to her grans house

[ladyalex]

Sounds a winner to me, petals.
Carry on....

Is there anybody there, Prudentia ?

[Prudentia]

only me.....me... me.... me m.... m...e...m............

[Mamyalynne]

Then the three Billy goats Gruff came along with hatchets looking for the visually challenged mice...

[ladyalex]

Was that the entire story, petal, or did you just give us the highlights ?

[ladyalex]

I think I've heard it before...
Did the Ugly Sisters turn up with some magic beans ?

[petal54]

GL choked on the peanuts& had to wait 100 years for herfrog to wake her with a smackeroony

[ladyalex]

Was she allergic ?
That gingerbread house should have had a warning notice.

[Meg]

Think I saw a ghost once, thought it was a chef but it walked through a closed door and foxed me.

[Mamyalynne]

watch out for the poisoned apples than as the wicked stepmother may have been disguised as the vcar in the cellar Hic

[petal54]

you can never be too carefull!

[slinky.kate]

i am going to do my party piece'everybody sing'it's a long way to tipperery'

[petal54]

tip toe through the tulips

[Prudentia]

do you get your kit off???

[petal54]

marmite pizza,eye of newt cauldron cocktails?

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t tip the Rary its cruel even on Halloween

[slinky.kate]

gosh' they brandy snaps are very strong,could i have some vodka to dip them in,ice as well please

[petal54]

i know it's halloween,but getting in the raw is just too sacreeeey

[Mamyalynne]

spooky biccies are baked and cooling and have made more black peas as they were so successful last week