Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good evening all, the Club is now open.

Many apologies for the slightly late opening. I was delayed by having to search for my little cat. (Now safely home.)

Any raffle donations will be welcome as always.

[slinky.kate]

hello can you guess my guise.nearly got a toyboy on the way over,but i was given lots of treats,i have nuts ,lollies,candy apples,oranges,apples chocolate and money,we can have a blast tonight.

[petal54]

hope you're in good health?am testing out my cyber-broom,so'll stick to the alco pops,in case the wizard police are on patrol

[slinky.kate]

you auld witch ^ i am a french maid

[Prudentia]

Lady Alex, please don't apologise, it was entirely my fault, I got my foot stuck in the left leg of my tights and fell over meaning I was late in switching my lappy on, so you couldn't have done anything about it. Prudentia xxx

[Meg]

Goodness, I'm amazed I got here, encountered witches, skeletons and a giraffe on the way!! I have brought Gerry for the raffle.

Hope your pussy is now content Milady. Do fireworks bother it?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all I have been netless for a few days but hopefully all is back.

Have brought some toffee apples and parkin for snacks or raffle.

Will everyone please park their brooms in the designated area.

[Jan1957]

Tonight Matthew I have come as.........ooh sorry, getting carried away there. Hi all, I have come as a zombie. Well I felt like the undead this morning anyway after too much vodka last night. Talking of vodka.... who has the cocktails?

[petal54]

must give thanks for how tidy things were left last week,though did find the vicar locked in the cellar,hope she didn't drink his lordships vintage wine

[Prudentia]

prior warning of fireworks going off could be clitical xxx

[Mamyalynne]

ooh pussies and fireworks, not a good mix, they don`t seem to bother Alfie thank goodness

[Mamyalynne]

Hiya again as usual the tailcocks are on the salver on the buffet sideboard in the upper lower servants dining hall

[petal54]

strange noises coming from the chimney,hope no-one suck up there,what the the firecrackers going off upthere

[ladyalex]

Thank you all for your good wishes. My pussy is in fine form now that he has returned from wherever he was...fortunately without any other small furry animals.
Lordalex and I have come as Count Dracula and Igor , so beware !

[ladyalex]

As you have come as a french maid, slinky, does that mean you will be helping Mamya in her duties ?
If so, we will have to negotiate a pay scale. Mamya will explain.

[petal54]

have the man traps been set?

[ladyalex]

What a good idea, petals. That should put a stop to those unruly trick or treaters....coming round peoples' houses, not even doing a party piece and expecting some sweets.

[Mamyalynne]

I am a rather tasty looking black fairy tonight for one night only.

Please milady I cannot afford you to provide me any more assistants as I am already in hock till they yaer 2040

[Mamyalynne]

Better mention the toffee apples may not be recommended for those with dentures

[ladyalex]

Does anyone know any ghost stories ?
wooo wooo wooo

[Prudentia]

I am one, ghost that is, where's the problem, I haunt places and I often scare my friends by appearing unexpectedly