Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone. The club is now open.

It would be much appreciated if we had a good turnout of members tonight .

A talk has been organised entitled 1001 things to do with a carpet sweeper, which I am sure you are all looking forward to.
Lordalex cannot wait. He likes a good turnout.

[alexanderd]

good evening LadyA I have turned my self out , hope thats acceptable

[Rev Sermon]

I'll be there in 8 years. Can you wait for me?

[oxburgh2]

I'm waiting for the taxi!!!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry to be tardy, but tripped over the coal scuttle (will need the sweeping tutorial)

[ladyalex]

Good evening
All turnouts are welcome.
Rev Sermon....we welcome people who are early.....if they have certification...

[Mamyalynne]

Glad his ludship is getting involved and I knew he liked his turnips and turnups, but turnouts too!

[ladyalex]

I think you are thin rather than lardy, Mamyalynne.....such a nasty word, lardy.

[alexanderd]

could not clean moat tonight its full of water so I just cut the grass

[Mamyalynne]

I have turned out a bit sooty but will have a wipe down and do some tailcocks

[ladyalex]

There has been a lot of weather about here, so please be careful of the moat.
Don't want the turnout to be diminished .

Sooty cocktails, whatever next, Sweep snacks ?

[slinky.kate]

cant stay to long my son is taking me a run to largs,he is going to get tickets to see the arctic monkeys,

[ladyalex]

Sorry not to have welcomed you earlier, Oxburgh.
Has your taxi arrived yet ?
Where are you turning out from ?

[slinky.kate]

he said we can all boogaloo to dean martin?

[ladyalex]

I think it is cruel to ask you to run to Largs on a night like this. Can't you share Oxburgh's taxi ?

[Mamyalynne]

milady I did not say lardy, wouldnt dream of it

ooh arctic minkies, must be winter

[ladyalex]

Well, that is a relief, Mamyalynne. I wouldn't like a member of my household to use such words. And lordalex would be so disappointed. You know how much he enjoys your attentions.

Dean Martin.....there was a singer...and he liked a good bucket of tailcock

[alexanderd]

tailcocks! are you serving tonight Mamy?

[Mamyalynne]

Baileys & Pernod

Cointreau & Grenadine

[Mamyalynne]

oh and
Wincarnis & Beechams

for those under the weather

[alexanderd]

wincarnis and beechams for me, loads of weather here and its all bad