Welcome all to our weekly meeting. I am so glad to be back in the fold ,so to speak, after a couple of weeks absence.
I trust all went well when I was away and that the emergency services were not unduly bothered. (Remember the warning last year.)
I am sure that tailcocks and nibbles will be arriving shortly.
Raffle prizes so far include:
a packet of pink wax earplugs (hardly used)
half a tube of polo mints
and, from lordalex, three gas masks . (He can be so thoughtful sometimes).
Hold the shetland. giraffe, kangaroo and agouti m'lady. I have a chainsaw - petrol driven - no need for an extension lead.The world is my lobster with my trusty machine. By the way I've not yet switched it on so the noise isn't down to me.
Good grief, I have got my credit card bill.
My accountant has pointed out that the figue at the top is my credit limit, not a target to give Mi'lady for Uncle Joe's upkeep.
Oh botheration I was expecting a money order via air-mail this week - I suppose I can forget that one now. M'lady - how about I just sign over my winter fuel payment to you. It is the larger one as I live on my own.
Poor man. Having to trudge through the ash to get his deliveries done. Do youthink he would like one of our gas masks ?
I thought that noise had stopped, but it's starting up again.
Have you found them Mamya ? ANd if you have, can we help you in any way to quieten them ?
It is very good of you to giv eme your winter fuel payment, ttfn, but if you are going to have a regular job here, I'm afraid you have to pay wages. Check with Alexanderd and Mamya, my loyal retainers. (or in the case of Mamya and lordalex, restrainers.)
Yes it was Joe and his lud singing rugby songs, seems they sneaked into the scullery and had a go at my vat!! Have slipped them apowder they should quieten soon