Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Welcome all to our weekly meeting. I am so glad to be back in the fold ,so to speak, after a couple of weeks absence.
I trust all went well when I was away and that the emergency services were not unduly bothered. (Remember the warning last year.)

I am sure that tailcocks and nibbles will be arriving shortly.

Raffle prizes so far include:

a packet of pink wax earplugs (hardly used)

half a tube of polo mints

and, from lordalex, three gas masks . (He can be so thoughtful sometimes).

[ttfn]

Mamya - are ellie and humph fountain goats?

[ladyalex]

What would we do without you, Mamya. Knew you would sort things out.

Perhaps we could get them to wear the gas masks if they start singing again ? We could tell them they need to be protected from the Ash.

[Meg]

Alexandred, thank you so much for the unicycle, I shall go home on it myself. No good donating it to Royal Mail, they never get it right.
WHHHHEEEE off now, may be back next week with a few bumps and grazes. Nite all, thanks for the fun, nite, nite, Wendyxx

[ladyalex]

Good night, Miss Meg. See you next week. Take care on that unibike.

I'll have Uncle Joe's bill ready for you next week.

[alexanderd]

Night Night MIss Meg be careful near the tramlines I would hate you to have an accident as I am not insured

[Mamyalynne]

Night meg take care alex got pulled the other week by the constabulary

[ladyalex]

I think that that information is a bit personal, Mamya.

[ttfn]

Constabulary duties to be done, to be done - I do enjoy a good cabbage opera.
Well I must take my leave of you all - if the ash is any thicker I don't want to be getting home very late. Thank you so much for having me, and I am sure I've been had m'lady. But the pleasure has been all mine tonight. I am leaving my raffle ticket money with boxy on the door. If I win (any of them) please just re-raffle it. I really couldn't take away a prize on my first night. Good night all and ttfn

[alexanderd]

Night ttfn please drop by any time (We need the money)

[ladyalex]

Good night ttfn. Looking forward to seeing you again next week.
Look out for the Ash.....

[Mamyalynne]

Night ttfn you are always welcome

[ttfn]

i believe it is held up at Monmouth now m'lady. Goodnight

[Bobbisox]

Please may I join, I am affiliated so to speak..lol

[alexanderd]

Bobbisox you have been here before and paid your dues havent you?

[ladyalex]

You are most welcome, Bobbisox. Are you mad and over 50 ? Actually, either will do and asking to join in on the whole qualifies you for membership.

To whom are you affiliated ?

[Bobbisox]

errr No, name yer price..lol
Mamya has told me about it tho'

[ladyalex]

Well, the time has come for me to retire.

Good night everyone and thanks for all the laughs.

See you all next week, unless the ash gets us!
ladyalex :-))

[alexanderd]

Goodnight Ladyalex sweet dreams see you next week, I think its my turn to sweep up tonight

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight milady all beds are turned down

sorry for my disappearance but puter crashed (the ash the ash)

welcome bobbisox have you had a tailcock they are delish tonight

[alexanderd]

Mamy is this weird or what? I have also been unable to get on line for some reason thought I was going to get locked in and have to escape through the catflap again