Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

After the excitements of last week, let us hope for a calmer evening tonight.

The moat has been cleared of tennis balls, the drainpipes have had barbed wire put round and extra locks have been installed. It is to be hoped that these precautions will be sufficient.

The Committee have decided to re-instate the raffle in place of the non-raffle, so any prizes would be appreciated. No more knitted biscuits, please. We're still unravelling the dog .

Any new members wishing to join will receive a warm.

[boxtops]

Evening milady - ahem, a warm what, please (before we invite anyone)?

[Mamyalynne]

Milady I have been busy and tonight I can offer

A selection my home made Voltra Vones with an assortment of fillngs, my famous falafel balls, mini melton pies.
Kirsch Jelly, Rum flapjacks and Vodks buns.

[bookbinder]

I'd like a warm, please. I've never had one of those.

[Mamyalynne]

Boxy a very large warm what for you dear.

[Mamyalynne]

There is a large tray on the buffet sideboard in the upper lower library lounge.

[Mamyalynne]

For the newly re instated raffle I have

Microwave turntable plate (does not turn)
2 Tupperware boxes (no lids)
4 velcro curlers (large)
and a potato peeler (left handed)

[ladyalex]

Good evening all.
My my, Mamya , you have been industrious. What a feast you have provided for us.

I'll make a start on the buns and flapjacks. I could do with a bit of sweet. Perhaps work up to savoury later.

Welcome, bookbinder. Always glad to see a new face. That warm enough for you ?

[ladyalex]

Gosh, raffle prizes too...you are spoiling us, Mamya.

I hope I win the left handed potato peeler....I've been searching the charity shops for one of them for yonks.

[boxtops]

Mamya I will bring the lids for the boxes, I have dozens of spares. Also some rose petals for pot pourri from my fabulous climbing rose - they are starting to fall and I have far too many.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh how very fragrant of you, much needed in this warm and sultry weather, do have a top up.

[ladyalex]

I know a song about roses.......

[ladyalex]

Shall I sing it ?.....

[Mamyalynne]

That would be nice, are you on form ♫

[ladyalex]

I don't know how to get that lovely note sign on my keyboard, so I'll have to sing unaccompanied......

[puzzled54]

Am at a loose end and quite fancy a warm

[ladyalex]

I'm sure one of our members could darn your end, puzzled. Pull up a chair and have a snack.

I'm clearing my throat......

[petal54]

good evening folks,all well I hope.I've brung some eggs for either the raffle or for a fry up later

[ladyalex]

Here goes:


If Moses supposes his toesies are roses
Then Moses supposes erroneously
For nobodies toesies are posies of roses
As Moses supposes his toesies to be.


Curtsies and awaits resounding applause and cries of 'less, less'

[Mamyalynne]

For a moment I thought the wasps were back, do have a rest Milady, save your strength.

Hi Petal and Puzzled, you will be alright here, as we all are too!!

[ladyalex]

I'm not too.

I'm in a decline now.....