Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

After the excitements of last week, let us hope for a calmer evening tonight.

The moat has been cleared of tennis balls, the drainpipes have had barbed wire put round and extra locks have been installed. It is to be hoped that these precautions will be sufficient.

The Committee have decided to re-instate the raffle in place of the non-raffle, so any prizes would be appreciated. No more knitted biscuits, please. We're still unravelling the dog .

Any new members wishing to join will receive a warm.

[boxtops]

perhaps prudentia is actually over the date line?

[ladyalex]

Oh no, no thongs for me. I don't have the bend in me.

[Mamyalynne]

The animals have fresh hay tonight, that is them just bedding down I hope. We need no dramas this week thankyou.

[askyourgran]

I'll come with you MissMeg to do some rounding up, I think Prudentia is a little slow today, you take the upper lower meadow and I'll have a look in the longer short field at the other end of the meadow. Rustlers are such a pain.

[flicrat]

Probably me splashing in the moat. I got a real taste for it a week or so back and use it for a quick getaway. Do you want to frisk me for the teaspoons?! Or the Koi carp??

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much for tending to the beasts.
Where is alexanderd tonight anyway ?

[boxtops]

What do you call a man covered in leaves, gran?



Russell

[Meg]

Righty ho Gran, off we go.
If we're not back in 10 minutes panic!!

[Prudentia]

Marjorie has a brand new thong, it's cutting edge technology

[ladyalex]

Boom boom boxtops

Flicrat.....we have some friskies left over from when we had a cat...I think they're somewhere in the potting shed. If you find them you could frisk yourself.

[Mamyalynne]

ooh my eyes are watering now, pass the tailcocks HIC!

[flicrat]

I never frisk myself. What happened to the tiler? (But I'll happily make do with the rustler!)

[ladyalex]

Oh yes, please. Tailcocks this way.

When is this Marjorie going to make an appearance ? Or is she a figment ?

[Meg]

Is Gran back?
There wasa kerfuffle in the upper lower next to the daffodil field meadow. Then shots were fired.

Are Lord Alex and Joe playing dominoes? Has anyone checked them?

Soz, too many questions.

[Prudentia]

I'm afraid marjorie is rather shy, her thong has somehow attached itself to her southern regions and she is destined to read the first lesson in church tomorrow. I think she is hoping it wil be from acts of the epistles.

[alexanderd]

good evening all have been partaking of the late evening sun, lovely voice m,lady .Matron just to show there are no hard feelings over last week I have left a bunch of flowers for you in the upper, lower vestibules.

[ladyalex]

flicrat...I'm surprised about the non-frisking. I took you for a frisker.
Was there a tiler, ever ? Did we ever have the much talked of Mah Jong drive ?
Is there a God ?

Miss Meg, I haven't seen Uncle Joe or his mintballs all week. I thought you had taken him back with you last week. He is yours, when all is said and done.

[ladyalex]

alexanderd, how lovely to see you ...and you've left Mamya some flowers....how thoughtful.

[Mamyalynne]

OH thanks so much, will pop off and put them in water, you are so kind. Will check on the boys too, though am sure they were playing whist last time I checked.

[alexanderd]

I think its bingo Matron, somebody just shouted "two fat ladies"