Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Welcome one and all .
Members are asked to be careful when crossing the moat. Due to staff shortages it has not been thoroughly filtered this week.

After the fiasco of a raffle last week, I have rather lost interest, so have not donated any prizes this week. Sniff.

The Committee respectfully reminds any member who has not already done so to do so.

(Opening a little early tonight on account of the Last Night of the Proms.)

[Meg]

alex is panting!! Think you should set ena free. He's got tickets for a girl band!

[ladyalex]

A sticky again!
Hurrah!
Double hurrah!
Honoured again!

[society]

Prudentia, think I read somewhere on here that you're a reincarnation and is also a visionary. Is this true? Thanks

[ladyalex]

Alex and pants......what is it with that man and underwear.

Ena has been restrained for her own good...anyway, lordalex and uncle Joe are in there with her, so she'll be quite happy...or at least she'll have her hands full.

[alexanderd]

Just popped out to check that other club. I think you scared them off Matron the place is deserted. Dont worry M,Lady pants all sorted.

[Mamyalynne]

The latter I fear Milady.

Yes Pru is a vision tonight very bonnie sailor suit.

[alexanderd]

Sorry Ladyalex but I did visit knickersear last week

[ladyalex]

Delighted to hear that you have finally got everything fixed in the knickers here department, Alexanderd...by the way, did you ring black Cyprus with a sea of fire ?

[DaisyNonna]

Who has been writing on her knickers? Poor show!

[Prudentia]

Society, I am who I always was and will always be so, for eternity, you must look after yourself from now on, may your god be with you, bless.

[Meg]

You've thrown my uncle Joe in a dungeon!! This beggars belief, I'm ringing the RSPB!

[ladyalex]

Is Uncle Joe a twitcher (as well as everything else ) ?

[society]

Thanks for responding, Pru. x

Do you have a website?

[alexanderd]

Uncle Joe has a twitch, I thought he was winking at me had me quite worried

[DaisyNonna]

Really fancy a tartan

[Prudentia]

nothing so basic, but I am around always, hopefully to help, comfort and advise as best I can.

[society]

Pru, XXXX

[Mamyalynne]

Well I think this is quite cosy and Joe will be fine with Ena and his Ludship maybe they are having a game of dominoes??

A Tartan is that a new request for a tailcock

[Meg]

Yes he does have a twitch. Royal Society for the Protection of Batchelors, could have been a wink in your case alex, I'd stick with ena.

[Prudentia]

Society, see the pedigree of trentham, I am there if you care to look. Prudentia xxx