Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Welcome one and all .
Members are asked to be careful when crossing the moat. Due to staff shortages it has not been thoroughly filtered this week.

After the fiasco of a raffle last week, I have rather lost interest, so have not donated any prizes this week. Sniff.

The Committee respectfully reminds any member who has not already done so to do so.

(Opening a little early tonight on account of the Last Night of the Proms.)

[alexanderd]

Thanks for the advice MissMeg I think Matron is keeping Ena out of my way tonight

[Mamyalynne]

That is the general idea Alex and you will understand and thank me one day, sometimes one has to be cruel to be kind, she does think I envy your affection for her too.

[Meg]

Well done matron, I think rule 779 states no hanky panky among members.

[Mamyalynne]

Unless they are staff, Alex and I have immunity from that rule.

[ladyalex]

Well, thank goodness someone has remembered the Rules.
You are almost entirely correct, Miss Meg.....mind you I think there was a dreadful mistake in transcription by one of our late lamented scriveners and there was a Rule 799 which said that hanky panky between members was obligatory.....I'm sure The Committee overruled it, though......I think.....

[Meg]

Indeed, I'd overlooked sub-clause 43.

[alexanderd]

I dont think it was all members Ladyalex if you remember rule 72, clause b states members have to serve a trial period before any hankies

[Mamyalynne]

I sense trouble if that rule is still in place and doubt we will have amnesty or sticky status again

[Meg]

I wrote a thing the other day to complete works on a building site. One of the items was general snagging, put an h instead of the n, caused uproar!

[slinky.kate]

hello prudentia,havent heard from you for ages,you been away,someone mentioned you were unwell,so nice to have you back

[society]

Shagging could become extra curricular actives, of course for only those whom possess membership of the orgies.

[Mamyalynne]

Is it a bit like cutting a rug??

[society]

Certainly, amongst others, sheep are involved.

[ladyalex]

I have been away looking up the rulebook...all is well, rule 799 has been obliterated.....no need for us all to become amorously involved with each other.

Cannto find anything about sheep, though...do we have any Welsh members ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh more of a country pursuit, back in a mo I hear a commotion, will check it out.

[Meg]

Are we having a talk on crafts tonight? Cutting a rug is an excellent suggestion. I have brought a magic carpet for us to practise on.

[Mamyalynne]

Have a rugging hook somewhere unless I used to to remove a stone from Humphs foot

[ladyalex]

What a good idea. In the olden days, there was nothing lordalex and I enjoyed more than a night on the rug.
I'll get my thrums.

[alexanderd]

If you make a car pet does that mean I dont need the unicycle tonight/

[Meg]

Ahh, a night on the rug, I remember it well mi'lady, not with his ludship god forbid.
Can we carry on with the rug weaving class?