Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more, in her Ladyships absence may I welcome you all to the club.

In view of the autumnal chill at night I have lit a fire in the Library, so we can gather round and toast marshmallows later as we sip the warming punch I have brewed for us, though usual tailcocks also available.

Have made a sizeable batch of Steak and onion Pasties for later.

I am sure Alexanderd will light the chimeneara thingy on the terrace for those who wish a ciggy or a moonlight waltz.

The collection plate is as usual on the hall table, though goodness knows what we are collecting for this time.

All raffle prizes are welcome.

[anneasquith]

he may be at the Trocaderro, looking for a lumber ?

[Mamyalynne]

A lumber, is that like the Limbo, but more wooden??

[ttfn]

You are so knowledgeable anne
You must really get around
I would add to the collecting plate
But I have only got a pound

[ttfn]

Woden!
The god of Thor rode forth one day
Upon his favourite filly
I am Thor, he cried
His horse replied -
You forgot your thaddle, thilly

(available throughout the pantomime season, boom boom)

[anneasquith]

oh no it isnt,

[ttfn]

He's behind you!

[Mamyalynne]

Have you two been in the punch bowl without me , sniff!

[ttfn]

This library is really quite smart
I've never been in here afore
Such lovely big book cases
From the ceiling to the floor

[anneasquith]

ttfn has had to change her "bloomers " 3 times, please assist her matron, im going for a fag

[ttfn]

Oh anne I hope it wasn't
Something I said or wrote?
Be a sort then dearest matron
Another tailcock for my throat?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Ena is that
what you've done?
Come over here and
I'll wipe your chin.

[anneasquith]

im fizzing......................just put eardrops in (hydrogen peroxide)

[ttfn]

Oh please take care of ears
Your hearing is valuable you see
Your eyes don't hear enough
I'm upside down or deary me

[Mamyalynne]

Don't drip the HP in your tailcock Anne, at least if they are fizzing they are working.

[anneasquith]

are you having physiotharapy ttfn for your chest ? mamy be gentle please.

[ttfn]

What is this word Physiotherapy?
I am backing to smoking (now then)
The coughing now is shifting ;o)
I usually stop counting after 10 !

[ttfn]

Is there a baggage-handlers strike?
No petal54 or askyourgran
No slinkykate, boxy or flikrat too
Nor even my special man

[Mamyalynne]

I can thump you
on the back,
if you start
to hack,
but it's extra
for rubbin' with dubbin'

[anneasquith]

ill nip outside to the swingpark and bring some men back for you ttfn, get the lippy on and undo the top button of your cardi.mamy straighten your cap,

[ttfn]

<<note to self - keep dark and say nuffink - matron begins to sound like her ladyship these days>