Mad over fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Thankfully, things are back to normal chez alex as far as t'internet is concerned and I am delighted to once again welcome members to the Club

Please make yourselves comfortable and I'm sure Matron will be along very soon with the usual delicious array of drinks and nibbles. (I have put in a special request for mini toffee apples this week, being so close to bonfire night.)

Talking of toffee apples, there is a bucket of dentures in the lower , smaller bathroom. All members are asked to check in case they have left theirs here on a previous visit. No double dipping, one fitting only.

[ttfn]

Ignore matron everybody - she is teasing on the calf size as she is particularly jealous of my neat pins, pretty turned ankles and narrow dainty feet. How about a tailcock? Fair parched I am now.

[Mamyalynne]

Tailcocks aplenty here we are.

Only a little jest dear, don't make a drama out of it.

[ladyalex]

Are your ankles swollen, Ena ?
Sorry to hear that you've turned them....nasty that.

[ttfn]

And to think that I arose from my sick bed to come here tonight (yet another of the legs come off it you see). I do hope my dear friend alex will be along tonight - any apologies or news?

[askyourgran]

The tiara milady is a family hair loom, It keeps the hair out of my eyes, even the hairgrip was handed down. I dust it now and again,there is the odd ball of silver paper stuck in the holes where the diamonds have fallen out. I mean what can one do nowadays, the expense of replacing diamonds!
I will have a tailcock and a nibble thank you.

[Mamyalynne]

Petal sends her apologies for absence and has donated Ostrich eggs, a lame cat and hay bales

[ladyalex]

Perhaps we had better move on from the subject of legs.....

Alex was around on the site earlier, so maybe he will favour us with his presence later.

[ladyalex]

It looked an old one, gran.
But extremely fetching.

Don't suppose you've ever thought about donating it to the raffle ?....

Too bad Petals cannot come.....have they renewed her section ?

[ttfn]

I do hope so - I need someone to be nice to me tonight (apparently). Excellent tallkicks matron - is it mulled or did the ash fall off the end of your ciggie??

[ttfn]

<<<pssstttt gran - keep you hand on your hairy loom, ahem>>>

[ladyalex]

I resemble that remark , Ena

[Mamyalynne]

Think petal is reduced to a tag,

fag ash?? how dare you they are all prepped in the sterile scullery

[askyourgran]

My old mum always told me to do that ttfn.

[ladyalex]

Is there a talk tonight ?

Surely one of you has something you can bor....sorry , lecture us on ?

[alexanderd]

good evening one and all, sorry for tardiness was watching Merlin (magic)

[askyourgran]

Did you say petals has been sectioned? My goodness whatever next.

[dr b]

As I am now 50 years and 2 days old, I can finally post here without keeping an eye out for the bouncer.

Do I need to be mad, or can I just be slightly vexed?

[ladyalex]

Welcome, alex. Thank goodness for the voice of insanity.

Would you like to finish your talk on 'Bees I have known ' ?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Alex

also Hello dr b and a belated happy birthday

[alexanderd]

minimally annoyed will do dr b and belated happy birthday