Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[ladyalex]

As I said, Mike111111111111111, misguided......

[seekeerz]

tis rather isn't it, milady, but it's the water going down the drain the other way that's the most puzzling [ b0llocks it is !! ] oops, sorry about that little slip !!! See you've had a bit of bother with the restless natives tonight ... thought the cold might have keep them at home, seems like the opposite instead

No mamy, I've just had breakfast so I'll pass on the hotdogs for a bit, but thanks all the same

[ttfn]

Good evening ladya, matron and all you members - old and recently admitted. I am just passing over the manse tonight - a bit like The Snowman you know. I hear that mike-is-a-right-one-one-one can now sing almost as high notes as Aled Jones did once.

[anneasquith]

mamy. please refill mikes glass, the whole coronation street incident has quite upset him ,,,lol

[naomi24]

Blimey! Quick! Someone sling in a quizzes and puzzles question before you all get zapped!! You know the rules. No chatting outside Chatterbank!! If someone can get zapped for saying 'hello', you lot are in some serious trouble!

[ladyalex]

Yes, a lively night tonight, seekeerz.

Still, the gamekeeper is still patrolling the grounds, so any further interlopers will be deterred.

Well, folks, it's time for me to go to bed.
Night all , thanks for al the laughs and see you all again next week, if we're spared.
:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Naomi do not fret we have dispensation from on high

[ladyalex]

Ena! Welcome !

Just saw your post after I said goodnight.
I do hope you're feeling not too bad and are recovering well.
((((((hugs))))))

[mike11111]

Oh, well, know which side of the Tyne my bread's buttered. Might as well get the ferry ower the river then hoy mesel doon the same well, howpin' aa cum oot wi a geet big tail, a geet big gob an' geet big goggly eyes.

[naomi24]

Ahh, no surprise there then. The same old story, eh? Enjoy. :o)

[ttfn]

Thank you ladyalex, have a good night's rest, ttfn ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Ena and farewell to Mike who is a right one, Naomi it is a long story but old traditions are kept even by Ed, bless him.

[anneasquith]

hello ttfn, are you staying for a late supper,,,,,,, hope you well , take care.

[seekeerz]

Ena - I didn't recognise you with out the hairnet - hope all is well after your little 'trip' ??

[ladyalex]

Night all :-))

[ttfn]

Hello matron and anne - just a quick escape from my cot, so had better not eat anything this late thank you. A cup of cocoa would be nice, if at all possible matron?

[Mamyalynne]

Covoa with a warming splash o brandy just for you dear.

[starone]

Looks as if I have got back from my substantial meal (I did say I was fat), just in time to say goodnight to everyone. So with a bit of luck and ladyalex's kindness in welcoming us to her mansion, see you all next week.

[mike11111]

I am a right one? Is that a compliment or what? Shan't go to bed till I get satisfaction. To save you the bother, I've already done all the double-entendres.

[ttfn]

Not too bad thanks seekz.