Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[mike11111]

Cheeky mackem sod! They should have put a grill on the top when they hoy'd ye doon the well.

[ladyalex]

Many apologies, Count Strong. Senior moments, y'know.
You are quite correct, we do like to keep the 'tone' up in here.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou lady alex. Will be careful, especially of the Vicks. Am allergic to it. If you hear me choking please feel free to throw me out of the door.

[alexanderd]

Good result for the mags today though Mike

[ladyalex]

Worry not, Daisynonna. Our Matron is skilled in the Heimlich manooove , Hemlock manninge....stopping people from choking.

How lucky were you , by the way...did you avoid having yourself rubbed 'back and front' with Vick when you had a cold ?

[Mamyalynne]

Well I see all is still well, plenty onions and mustard fer the 'dogs', napkins at the ready.

[mike11111]

Hemlock manoeuvre? Socrates tried that, didnt' recommend it.

[ladyalex]

Clever clogs

[alexanderd]

What did Socrates know? he lived in the dark ages

[ladyalex]

These hot dogs are delicious, Mamya .
Are they your own recipe ?

[Count-A-Strong]

Socrates was permanently pished according to Monty Python.

[ladyalex]

Do you have the lyrics to that song, Count Strong ?

I had them years ago but lost them

Eidegger Eidegger was a [something] old beggar...

[alexanderd]

Dont know about the recipe Ladya perhaps we should check up on the corgis

[Mamyalynne]

♥
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MgCV6uGuc

[askyourgran]

Lovely, what sort of dogs are they mamya before they became hot.
Alex It seems Mike11111etc, must have swallowed most of the tyne or whereever he says he's from. He seems a bit discumknockerated tonight.

[ladyalex]

Keep meaning to say how much I like your new avatar, alexanderd......is it a relative ?

[DaisyNonna]

No, chucked him years ago. Don't think that he would have been able to work a sewing machine to oversew a turn up although he was a choir boy.

[ladyalex]

Thanks very much for that link, Mamya....love it!

[Count-A-Strong]

ThTs the one mamya

[ladyalex]

Daisynonna.....are you quite well tonight ?