Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[askyourgran]

I will have to say goodnight to you all, been quite busy all day. Good night,

[mike11111]

I'm sorry, m'lady, but 'tis time to speak plain. Now, I'm no snob, believe me, but you have been entertaining an interloper from the very pits of civilisation, i.e. Sunderland. Just imagine the horror if the Dowager Countess of Grantham were to grace us with her presence next week and was confronted with a Mackem. You would be ostracised from all events of the season and forced to retire humiliatingly back to the country. You must stop this now.

[ladyalex]

Night night , gran. Keep warm !

[ladyalex]

I like miners, Mike111111111111
Nothing wrong with honest toil.

[alexanderd]

No LadyAlex not a relative, found him/her outside in the snow last week

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry, still in crossword mode. Hemlock, (oversew turn up) . Singer (choir boy)
Now returning to Granny mode. Not for old lady.

[alexanderd]

Well I must depart my visit was a short one but enjoyable goodnight everyone and keep the home fires burning
Alex

[Mamyalynne]

Night AYG.


I will have you know the 'dogs' are of the highest quality.

[mike11111]

On your head be it ma'am. I have done my best to protect you, but must now direct my energies to my fellow strugglers who are valiantly combating for the right to go to YOONI, free of charge!

[Count-A-Strong]

Good thread ladyalex now I'm of to sleep before it's tomorrow. Night night.

[seekeerz]

Good evening all - the party still going strong, milady ?? I'll just check out the 'minutes' and see what's been happening ..... curtsies and leaves the room backwards

[Mamyalynne]

Night Mike !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Count ♥

[ladyalex]

Night night, alexanderd. Lovely to see you as always.

Daisynonna..sorry for being a bit slow on the uptake. Should have followed you really , this is Quizzes and Puzzles after all!

Mike111111111111111 Thank you for trying to 'help' me, but I think you are misguided. Alexanderd is a dear friend (and an excellent and sought-after dancer) who will always be welcome here at the Club.

Mamya...your hot dogs are delicious . ((As always)

[anneasquith]

riff raff,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a bouncer is required , i do believe we have some visitors who do not have university degrees,,,,,,

[ladyalex]

Goodnight Count and Mike...and good morning seekeerz......it is disconcerting that you are going around upside down,but we will get used to it in time.

[DaisyNonna]

Lekke slaap. Totsiens.

[ladyalex]

Do you think we should get the blobbies to administer an IQ test before we allow entry, Annesqiffy ?
Or would that exclude everyone ?

[ladyalex]

I think , perhaps, that you too should take more water with it, Daisynonna.

[mike11111]

Sorry I spoke! Just the way I was brought up - beware the Mackems.