Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[LadyEyre]

Does mummy know you are still up??? I'm off to bed I have a minor celeb to represent in a special court session tomorrow, or perhaps you would like to take over? No??? I thought not.

[askyourgran]

Doc you are naughty.

I'll have a tailock and one of the stilton thingys, What time is the raffle. I do hope I win something tonight.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight LadyEyre

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Gran do sit down and I will bring your drinks and nibbles, shall I draw the raffle soon?

[mike11111]

If you had been following this thread properly you would have discovered, as have others, that I am 61 and my mother has been dead for the last 20 years. If you have perused your brief with the same diligence as you have this thread, then I fear for your client. Good job it's only a 'minor' celebrity, and not a major one. Hardly George Carman QC are we?

[Mamyalynne]

Another drink Mike?

[ladyalex]

Sorry for absence...cat related incident in the kitchen...

Is everyone calmer now ?

When is the dancing goign to start ?

Lovely to see you again ,gran ....great hat!

[Mamyalynne]

What number are the tickets Milady so I can start the raffle up.

[ladyalex]

Yellow this week for a change I think

[mike11111]

Number 139 is the winner, bought by a syndicate of the NUS. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

[alexanderd]

Here I am this is me
theres nowhere in the world I would rather be
Here we are we have had afew
tonight we will make our dreams come true
hello everybody except Mike111111,he is a geordie troublemaker

[ladyalex]

What?????

That cannot be.......Mamya ! Mamya!
Mike says he has won the raffle.......
I may go into a decline again. I can feel it coming on.
I want the jelly babies.

[ladyalex]

alexanderd ...thank goodness you are here to save us from this utter madness.

Mike says he has won the raffle!!!!!!

He cannot have ever consulted the Rule Book.

I want those jelly babies!
(Did you have a nice dinner, by the way ?)

[alexanderd]

Relax Lay alex the numbers dont go that high, I know cos I writed them

[Mamyalynne]

Ignore Milady it is a wind up.

Evening Alex.

Raffle tickets are number Yellow...

[Mamyalynne]

Winning Colours are:

61
79
124
37
44
101

[ladyalex]

Oh, that's better.

I feel much calmer now.
Thank you so much alexanderd and Mamya

[ladyalex]

Hurrah! I won the jelly babies !