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Diet
Nurse (admitting a female patient): Are you on any special diets?
Patient: Yes, I drink Slim-Fast twice a day, but it's not working. In fact, I've gained several pounds.
Nurse: Really? Do you think that skipping meals to drink a shake makes you so hungry that you overeat later?
Patient: What do you mean, "skipping meals?"
I’m starting a new diet, called the Pasta Diet!
The Italians have been using it for centuries.
Here are the few simple steps:
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
Beer in each hand!
Patient: Yes, I drink Slim-Fast twice a day, but it's not working. In fact, I've gained several pounds.
Nurse: Really? Do you think that skipping meals to drink a shake makes you so hungry that you overeat later?
Patient: What do you mean, "skipping meals?"
I’m starting a new diet, called the Pasta Diet!
The Italians have been using it for centuries.
Here are the few simple steps:
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
Beer in each hand!
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