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marval | 23:18 Mon 16th Dec 2013 | Jokes
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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes
Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?
Lemon-entry my dear Watson.


Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me a musical instrument.
Thank you, Yours a Fisherman
Father Christmas: That's easy, we'll send him a cast-a-net.


Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!


Man: Do you have a pink car for my daughter?
Assistant: Sorry, Sir, we're all sold out. It seems everyone in the country has bought a pink car this week.
Man: You realise what this means?
Assistant: Yes, sir. We're slowly turning into a pink car-nation.


Man: My wife would like an unusual watch.
Assistant: Certainly, Sir. This one has insects in place of numbers.
Man: So how do you tell the time?
Assistant: Easy. Look! It's just coming up to fly past flea


Can I have a wombat for Christmas?
What would you do with a wombat?
Play wom, of course.


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groan, groan. but they did nmake me giggle.
Another groan, but passed on!
Same punchline, but the original version, as I remember it was: -

Watson: Help me Holmes, I seem to have sat on some type of citrus fruit...

Holmes: Lemon-entry, my dear Watson

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