As the festivities begin and while we are still allowed to celebrate Christmas, I was wondering what outfits people will be wearing for Christmas?
Myself I shall be wearing a straight jacket and duct tape so that I can relax safe in the knowledge that I will be incapable of inadvertantly offending anyone. To make it festive I may add some sparkly sequins as I feel that they should be innocuous enough not to offend anyones sensibilities.
I thought this an appropriate dress code seeing as it seems the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Is there anyone out there kind enough to strap me in?