What do you have in your handbag?

[buff_lesbian]

I was clearing out my handbag today and I noticed jusy how much I had in there.In my handbag I have:
purse
pen
note pad
cigarettes
lighter
paracetemol
mobile
gloves( still in there from winter)
packet of chewing gum
i-pod
PDA
make-up bag
hair brush
tissues

I was wondering if it is just me or if anyone here has more in their handbag then me?I bet you do not!

[johnlambert]

1x 9mm colt pistol and 13 rounds of amunition to shoot lesbians that smoke cigarettes within 500 miles of my vicinity

[redcrx]

is that all you have??? id call off that bet if i were you.

[buff_lesbian]

Hey come on that is quite alot.LOL.And I only smoke occasionally when I have not got time to eat lunch.It takes your mind off the fact you are hungry.

[johnlambert]

Shooting lesbians takes my mind of the fact that I dont like russians

[sense4all]

A mobile ... how very odd!

[johnlambert]

or lesbians

[B00]

BT Phone bill
2 x Special Delivery receipts
sheet of Tescos coupons
Coupon for Pampers nappies
Official "we're gonna cut your legs offunless you cough up" letter that's waiting for me to pay it
purse
keys
mobile
4 x chewing gum packs (what????)
2 x dummies
pack of travel sized baby wipes
bag of jelly babies
pen
felt tip (no idea why, or even where from)
packet of rizzla papers
dog chew (again, no idea why)
I-pod headphones
deoderant
perfume
compact mirror
pack tissues
fem wipes (incase caught short near dodgy toilets with no paper)
2 x old bus tickets
2 x old concert tickets (Bryan Adams)
Receipt for hols (in 2 weeks time (yay!)

[redcrx]

if youre counting the cigarettes as 20 items then maybe thats a few. But that isnt a lot to have in a handbag.

[buff_lesbian]

I did explain in an earlier thread I now have my mobile back.My girlfriend decided to be kind and give it back!

[buff_lesbian]

Well judging from what BOO has no it is not alot!BOO yours is a suitcase!As for not liking Russians I was not born in Russia and my Mum is not Russian it is just my Dad that is Russian.My Mum is Czech.

[johnlambert]

or lesbians who's girlfriends return mobile phones. In other words I dont like YOU, go away and annoy some other chat room you soviet moron

[johnlambert]

or Czechs

[buff_lesbian]

Oh yes I forgot I have keys in there to.You know my girlfriend uses AB but is keeping very quiet!

[B00]

John sigh, if you dislike her that much, don't get your underpants in a twist in her threads then, just stay out of them. She asked a decent enough Q and as such deserves equally decent replies.

[sense4all]

I thought you meant one of those things you place over a baby's crib!

[redcrx]

purse
card wallet
mobile
3 x dummies
1 nappy
pack wetwipes
box of rusks (small tupperware)
childs t-shirt
childs socks
tissues
digital camera
archos MMP
cables for camera - archos
box business cards
2 pens
cocktail umbrella
piece of fabric for matching
blueprints for new factory
car keys
house keys seperate
paracetamol
nurofen
torch
plus numberous letters and correspondance
3 sets concert tickets
some photos
calculator


and thats just from top of my head, without looking to see what else is actually in there i cant give full list

[PinkFizz]

lol sense4all!!

[Champagne]

The usual....

- �20 note
- Box of matches
- A pair of used knickers
- A metre length of rope
- Fake passport
- An ounce of grass
- 2 Czechoslovakian illegal immigrants
- A tin of Campbell's condensed celery soup
- Sugar
- A cheque for �5,000 written out to 'cash'

[steviep165]

got more in my manbag.

[buff_lesbian]

I have hardly anything in mine compared to you lot oh and I have remembered I have a digital camera in mine to.Oh and now my girlfriend says I am a spiteful cow.So to sum it up in her opinion I am pretty and buff but anorexic,airhead,bitchy,spiteful,cow!Thanks Milly darling!