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starone | 23:12 Wed 23rd Oct 2013 | Jokes
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I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and sha*gged a parrot. Was just wondering if you might be my daughter."
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he's a clever boy then
04:24 Thu 24th Oct 2013
Lol, lol , lol!


he's a clever boy then
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Lol! Love it
Outstanding!
The oldies are the best. Still brought a smile to my face!
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lol

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