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Shaglene | 16:19 Fri 10th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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Two men were walking home and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"What the dickens, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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At least the old man was open and transparent :-)
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What was his surname - Stoane or Mayson ?

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