I'll Be Going,,

[1ozzy]

,,to the local newsagents tomorrow. 

Is this a suitable outfit?

Please keep in mind I'm much paler than the model.

https://ibb.co/pnGQxyT

[1ozzy]

And I have less hair!!

[seekeerz]

And taking my boomerang with me !!

[1ozzy]

My boomerang is classified as a stick Seekz.

It doesn't come back

[Old_Geezer]

You need a cravat to set it off.

[Smowball]

Definitely needs a handkerchief poking out of the top pocket! ; )

[Peter Pedant]

god I thought it might be Christine Keeler pouting in a bikini

[Peter Pedant]

only possible outfit is pyjamas and fluffy slippers

accoutrements ? - fag hanging out of your mouth - with the words " what do you bleeding fink it is ?" always on your lips

[davebro3]

beats my dressing gown & slippers anyway!

[mallyh]

A corked hat would finish the look off x

[Redhelen72]

Only if worn with matching crocodile boots and attaché case 

[theshedman]

If you are walking there and back I hope you have a cool bag for some tinnies in that shopping bag.  Wouldn't want you getting dehydrated.

[CrapatCryptics2]

Wouldnt it be cheaper to have your paper delivered