Accident on the Golf course...

Jemisa | 22:43 Mon 02nd May 2011 | Jokes

4 Answers

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror
as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know
I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken