Sunday Express Skeleton Sunday November...
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YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN..
You let one rip in your sleep and don't care if he hears.
Talking dirty in bed means shouting obscenities when he hogs the covers .
Chivalry's as dead as the door he lets slam in your face.
PMS lasts all month.
Your jumbo box of absorbent maxi san-pads is on open display.
"Darling , what are you thinking?" is now, "Are you finished yet?!"
He yawns when you bitch about that bloke flirting with you at work.
Those frilly, lacy, tiny panties have become way too uncomfortable.
Two weeks no orgasm.
Three weeks no orgasm ... and you still don't miss it.
When he lends you a fiver &, he expects it back.
You'd rather spend quality time with your vibrator.
YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN..
You let one rip in your sleep and don't care if he hears.
Talking dirty in bed means shouting obscenities when he hogs the covers .
Chivalry's as dead as the door he lets slam in your face.
PMS lasts all month.
Your jumbo box of absorbent maxi san-pads is on open display.
"Darling , what are you thinking?" is now, "Are you finished yet?!"
He yawns when you bitch about that bloke flirting with you at work.
Those frilly, lacy, tiny panties have become way too uncomfortable.
Two weeks no orgasm.
Three weeks no orgasm ... and you still don't miss it.
When he lends you a fiver &, he expects it back.
You'd rather spend quality time with your vibrator.
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