Alfred The Butler

[Fanriffic]

The Mistress of the Mansion summons Alfred the Butler to her quarters.
“Alfred, take off my dress” she asks.
“But madam” replies Alfred, rather stunned.
“Take off my dress” she repeats raising her voice.
So Alfred takes off her dress.
“Alfred, take off my stockings”
“But madam”
“Take off my stockings”
So Alfred takes off her stockings.
“Alfred, take off my bra”
“But madam”
“Take off my bra”
So Alfred takes off her bra.
“Alfred, take off my panties”
“But madam”
“Take off my panties”
So Alfred takes off her panties.
“Now, if I catch you wearing them again you’re fired you pervert.”

[Fanriffic]

Well, it made me giggle when I heard it. It's not great is it? I've heard better.
I'm talking to myself here.

[maggiebee]

You'll get a sensible answer then!

[marval]

Have heard it before, still made me smile.

[tamborine]

Would be funnier if it was the wife to OH :)