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I Was Arrested
I was arrested after smearing somebody’s luggage with Vaseline. The police dropped the case.
I had a few mates round last night to watch the match. I’ve never been so frustrated in all my life! Ninety minutes we sat there and literally nothing happened. Still, I haven’t lost hope. Next week we will step things up a gear and try watching a lighter.
Probably the worst job I have ever had was as a minesweeper. Coal dust gets everywhere.
I had a pen-friend once. But the ink ran out.
I couldn’t believe the flat packed wardrobe I bought from IKEA today. None of the pieces fitted together at all, it was a joke. Honestly, you couldn’t make it up.
I have seen a lot of people dressed up as a couple of gangsters from the East end of London lately. Must be some sort of new Krays.
I am starting up a band with my mates Igneous and Sedimentary. We are more of a rock band.
My mates thought it would be funny to get me hypnotised. Now every time I hear a bell, I lie down and go to sleep. I wouldn’t mind so much but it is playing havoc with my boxing career.
I was planning on making my partner happy today. But I can’t get a dwarf costume from anywhere.
Man has pondered the meaning of Life for thousands of years, but why did no one think to check the dictionary?
I had a few mates round last night to watch the match. I’ve never been so frustrated in all my life! Ninety minutes we sat there and literally nothing happened. Still, I haven’t lost hope. Next week we will step things up a gear and try watching a lighter.
Probably the worst job I have ever had was as a minesweeper. Coal dust gets everywhere.
I had a pen-friend once. But the ink ran out.
I couldn’t believe the flat packed wardrobe I bought from IKEA today. None of the pieces fitted together at all, it was a joke. Honestly, you couldn’t make it up.
I have seen a lot of people dressed up as a couple of gangsters from the East end of London lately. Must be some sort of new Krays.
I am starting up a band with my mates Igneous and Sedimentary. We are more of a rock band.
My mates thought it would be funny to get me hypnotised. Now every time I hear a bell, I lie down and go to sleep. I wouldn’t mind so much but it is playing havoc with my boxing career.
I was planning on making my partner happy today. But I can’t get a dwarf costume from anywhere.
Man has pondered the meaning of Life for thousands of years, but why did no one think to check the dictionary?
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Ha ha. A few crackers there marval. I once listened to the big match but I burnt my ear.
18:49 Mon 14th May 2018
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