Oh No!!! There's More.

[Rondy]

I ordered one of those mail-order brides, but unfortunately, I was out when she was delivered,
So now, she’s married to my neighbour.
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Apparently, the coronation has been cancelled.
Prince Charles is going to the dentist to have a crown fitted.
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I found a huge two handled silver cup, with the words 'Feline Rear of the Year' on it.
What a catastrophe.
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I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.
And then Samsung.
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There's a night class at my local college on self-deprecation…
I've already put myself down!
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[Patsy33]

They just get better! :-))

[maggiebee]

Thanks for the laughs Rondy