we could have a statue of john prescott with his 2 jags ... tony in the passengers seat with a really chic john and tony sticker on the windscreen. Of course the sunroof will be open so the pigeons can have a go at target practice on a regular basis!
How about one of Uncle Tone and Uncle Gordon skipping a la Morecombe and Wise with a magic eye to activate the "Sunshine" music when pedestrians pass.We could put it in the Mall to enhance all those State occasions.