Who should lead the B N P March?

[Drunkle-Tron]

Seing as someone is proposing a B N P march, i'm putting my full weight behind their campaign. I need suggestions as to who should be lead retard in their carnival of retards, anyone got any suggestions? Ward~minter would be my first choice! I also have an idea for the location, i believe the march should start at Beachy head and then they should head South until gravity takes over and their march reaches it's logical conclusion. I'm trying to book Jim Davidson as lead speaker (I've heard he could do with the money, his agent says he prefers cash in hand nowadays) assuming of course he isn't too busy beating up his wife! I'm close to concluding a deal with the Daily Mail for sponsorship, although one of their journalists tells me this is a bit left wing for their traditional readers.

I also need help with the catering (if anyone is willing to donate some tinned dog food for the meatpies)

We will also need some people to cheer/heckle them on as the march progresses and a band would be nice!

I'm hoping this will be a great day and make the world just that litlle bit better for the rest of us.

Thanks in advance Drunkle.

[B00]

I'm sure the good folks who are gardeners from Home & Garden could supply us with their left over veggies- we'll leave em to rot for a while then use em to pelt the marchers with.

[samuel23]

I propose that we let kermit lead the parade - he'd fit right in with those BNP muppets!!

[ahhdundee]

I thought you were meaning the actual veggies to lead the march. I`m sure they would have been honoured as they are only used to to pond life and scum joining their groups.

[DotH]

can we have percale cotton sheets for the outfits please, i refuse point blank to wear anything that is made out of burlap sackcloth, whatever that is.

[Greedyfly]

I think we should set up a whole new website for such people and then I dont have to see their names every day on posts I dont even bother reading any more.

[Tanglefert]

What if it rains? Should we bring a change of clothes?

[the jackel78]

Research your facts first matey! Sorry to disappoint you but the BNP don't march anymore.