confused again...

[imajenarry]

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

[Captain Swab]

Purple. Believe me, I know.

[bernardo]

Yellow

[Zevon]

You cant choke a smurf, too hard to catch and even if you do you can only put them in small, rickety wooden cages.
Watch the show man!!

[jenstar]

Choking? Too slow. Just trample them underfoot.

[Tha-Flash]

Black

[johnlambert]

pink

[smurfchops]

Definitely red. Take it from one who knows.

[lankeela]

Green with envy, depending on what you choke it with.