I was abducted by aliens but no one believes me

[Larrylambshank]

Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story.
Every other q&a or alien site has this story on it for a couple of hours before it mysteriously disappears. My guess is that the powers that be are trying to stifle my story and would come and get me had i not been using precautions to stay anonymous and one step ahead of the game, obviously for my safety i cannot get into this. But now let me tell you my story.Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story. I was in bonnie rock, perth, western australia around midnight on a friday night at a bar celebrating a friends birthday. I went to use the restroom but there was a queue so i decided to go outside, as it's a secluded bar with nothing around for miles this seemed like a good idea. So i went and then decided as it was a nice star studded night let me go for a walk. so i walked for about 15 minutes gazing at the heavens with nothing but the chirping of crickets and other wildlife noises as company.
I leant against a tree to have a cigarette when i noticed a herd of kangaroos pretty spooked bounding across the road, scared that it could be a pack of dingoes following i got on my guard and was amazed to see what appeared to be a ball of blue light coming my way, because of my drinking and depth perception i never realised how big it was and as it got nearer until it was above me spinning and making a strange sound which was almost hypnotic.
I started to feel as though i was being tickled and then electrically charged.
That's when the ray of light hit me..
To be continued.

[Davethedog]

That happened to me once, next time I got an electrician.

[Mamyalynne]

3rd syllable

[nightmare]

Mamya,
errr... lamb is the third syllable.
I think you mean the fourth

[Ankou]

its the shank that rhymes, not lamb.

[China Doll]

Oooohhhhhhh! Doh! Thank you Anku...

I can't believe that filth monger Jack got yet another of her fiendish comments in to a very serious thread... ;oP

[Ankou]

indeed, she took a very worthy debate and just went off topic again.

[mccfluff]

loooool china

you saddo,even i got that

[jackthehat]

I take exception to that.....I am NOT a filth-monger!!

I am a purveyor of the highest quality filth...........as well you know!! :o)

[penelope2]

I'll have a pint (or two) of whatever he was drinking.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry I am slower than you today - it is today isn't it??

[China Doll]

I know Fluffy... that's bad that I didn't get that one!

[oldnitro]

Ankou , yes your right, it is called the dunny but only in the outback. and it is called a mob of kangaroos, and yes you are more likely to have a close encounter in outback Australia than anywhere else, I have seen somethings......

[mccfluff]

mind you i missed the prince phillip once earlier so maybe i ought to shut up and slink off before jack notices

[DTCwordfan]

Q. Why did the alien want to leave the Aussie party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.

Q. What's an Australian aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mallows.

Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts.

Q. What's an Australian astronaut's favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea.

Q. How do you make a baby sleep on an Australian space ship?
A. You rocket>.

Q. Why do Australian sportsmen sleep two to a spaceship bunk?
A. When once chokes, the other can practice the Heimlich manoeuvre.

[Ankou]

i think you lot need to get off to bonnie rock for some probing.

[Noraq]

...seriously though...what should he didgeridoo? =)

[Ankou]

tell it for a 9th time ?

[phil_the]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Elmo%27s_fire

[pa___ul3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_helicopter