I was abducted by aliens but no one believes me

[Larrylambshank]

Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story.
Every other q&a or alien site has this story on it for a couple of hours before it mysteriously disappears. My guess is that the powers that be are trying to stifle my story and would come and get me had i not been using precautions to stay anonymous and one step ahead of the game, obviously for my safety i cannot get into this. But now let me tell you my story.Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story. I was in bonnie rock, perth, western australia around midnight on a friday night at a bar celebrating a friends birthday. I went to use the restroom but there was a queue so i decided to go outside, as it's a secluded bar with nothing around for miles this seemed like a good idea. So i went and then decided as it was a nice star studded night let me go for a walk. so i walked for about 15 minutes gazing at the heavens with nothing but the chirping of crickets and other wildlife noises as company.
I leant against a tree to have a cigarette when i noticed a herd of kangaroos pretty spooked bounding across the road, scared that it could be a pack of dingoes following i got on my guard and was amazed to see what appeared to be a ball of blue light coming my way, because of my drinking and depth perception i never realised how big it was and as it got nearer until it was above me spinning and making a strange sound which was almost hypnotic.
I started to feel as though i was being tickled and then electrically charged.
That's when the ray of light hit me..
To be continued.

[Quizmonster]

Try 'g', China Doll or just click http://www.urbandicti.../define.php?term=gam+ It's not just Scottish, as that site suggests, however, but actually an abbreviation of a French word.

[Ankou]

ere that woman in the link has a nice pair of gams

[B00]

Well that's bloody cosmic.

He gets suspended before I've found out what happened? That's just mean!

[Ankou]

not suspended b00. abducted.

[B00]

Ahhhhh, ooo eck, think he's being probed as we speak? Should we call someone? FBI? CIA? MIB? Ghostbusters? I really am quite concerned.

[Ankou]

probably. who knows what sort of probing goes on at ab towers.

best not mention it anymore as the ed's watching. watch out for the lights. that means they are coming to get you.

[albaqwerty]

'And remember.........THEY are out there. '

I'd rather they were out there and not in here with me.

[B00]

Ooooo was that him? Did he make a brief appearance?

[albaqwerty]

yep, in his alter ego by sticking a 2 after his name.

The Ed has abducted him :)

[pa___ul3]

I think the fact that his answers have been removed proves beyond all doubt that he was visited by aliens and that he's being silenced by 'the powers that be'!
Sculder and Mully are on the case!

[B00]

Are they? Better not tell Mr Boo then Paul, he always had a bit of a thing for Scully, she's the ginger haired woman out of the pair- right?

[Ankou]

"the powers that be are trying to stifle my story and would come and get me had i not been using precautions to stay anonymous"

do you think he is skulking around disguised as a condom ?

[pa___ul3]

aye Gillian Anderson, she's in the new Johnny English film with a classic 'American doing English' accent, just in case he's interested!

[mibn2cweus]

Although I don't recall ever having experienced or witnessed an alien abduction myself, my understanding is that they go to great lengths to remove from their victims memories the unpleasantries they experience during the abduction as well as any recollections of the abduction itself, however, in certain rare cases some of those memories manage to resurface some time after these bizarre events took place. I've often wondered if these stories are true if the aliens have ever left one of their own behind because for some strange reason or the other when ever I come across one of these stories of alien abductions the word '...jettison...' comes to mind. :o/

[B00]

Awww, stop being all sensible mibn ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

I don't believe the Ed hasn't removed this twaddle already. He must be in a benign mood today, or enjoying watching the banter and sport.

[emmie]

I can't believe i actually read this cr ap

[cazzz1975]

I think gillian anderson is british

[emmie]

Cazz, she is.