I was abducted by aliens but no one believes me

[Larrylambshank]

Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story.
Every other q&a or alien site has this story on it for a couple of hours before it mysteriously disappears. My guess is that the powers that be are trying to stifle my story and would come and get me had i not been using precautions to stay anonymous and one step ahead of the game, obviously for my safety i cannot get into this. But now let me tell you my story.Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story. I was in bonnie rock, perth, western australia around midnight on a friday night at a bar celebrating a friends birthday. I went to use the restroom but there was a queue so i decided to go outside, as it's a secluded bar with nothing around for miles this seemed like a good idea. So i went and then decided as it was a nice star studded night let me go for a walk. so i walked for about 15 minutes gazing at the heavens with nothing but the chirping of crickets and other wildlife noises as company.
I leant against a tree to have a cigarette when i noticed a herd of kangaroos pretty spooked bounding across the road, scared that it could be a pack of dingoes following i got on my guard and was amazed to see what appeared to be a ball of blue light coming my way, because of my drinking and depth perception i never realised how big it was and as it got nearer until it was above me spinning and making a strange sound which was almost hypnotic.
I started to feel as though i was being tickled and then electrically charged.
That's when the ray of light hit me..
To be continued.

[B00]

No she aint.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_Anderson

[cazzz1975]

ok yes I remembered , she was born in the states but lived here until she was 11 or something

[emmie]

Cazzm at least that's what i read a while back, need new glasses

[joko]

well...thanks for sharing this riveting and charming and totally believable story...

maybe its time to accept that after no interest on the previous 7 times, that its time to give up trying to tell it ...no-one is interested...

i suppose it makes a change from the usual " i was ASLEEP, and was woken up by a bright light...and i DEFINITELY wasnt dreaming...."

[vivandorron]

Larry...You are only one of 700 who claim to have been abducted by Aliens in Perth.

http://www.disclose.t...400/Perth_abductions/

Ron.

[boxtops]

when he woke up, he was by the sewer on the beach..........

[vivandorron]

He's has woken-up, if you look at his profile.

Ron

[keyplus90]

And after only one post on this site he became a Sewer Dweller.

[seadogg]

Funny that! It happened to a pal of mine, Harry Ham Shank The aliens thought him too salty and dumped him back into the bush.

[joggerjayne]

Just supposing it was actually true.

I mean ... just supposing ...

[emmie]

i'll go along with the giant worms, but alien abduction come on...

[DrFilth]

could they not have put him on the naughty step after he explained what happened after the ray hit him.................

>>the ray of light hit me.. <<