Psychics

[Harry-Wragg]

One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

[chirpychirpy]

Psychics don't need bulbs - they see the light anyway. Unless you're Sally Morgan and someone does it for you from the back of the stalls...allegedly!

[Harry-Wragg]

I knew you would say that chirpy

[Lore]

How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ?


Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.

[ELVIS68]

How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?

WHO CARES JUST CHANGE THE FECKING THING!!!!!!!!

[craft1948]

I do miss the old PMT excuse for being arsey...........

[ELVIS68]

"You`re listening to Radio PMT......DON`T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT FECKING DIAL"

[snags]

How many mothers-in-laws does it take to change a light bulb?

None: 'it's fine... I'll sit here in the dark... I'll be ok... don't worry about me'

[Lore]

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?


Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

[ELVIS68]

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They always use candles.

[Lore]

How many pimps does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.


(this could go on all night!)

[snags]

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him...

[ELVIS68]

How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?

[Lore]

^^^^love that one :)

[ELVIS68]

I`ll probably banned for get that saying!

[Lore]

Eep! hopefully not. x

[ELVIS68]

I`m on an Ed warning already!

[Lore]

Be a good boy then! :p

[ELVIS68]

what Zooa?

[Lore]

I'm off to bed, nice to catch you, Elvis.

Night all x