Cheese And Wine

[Patsy33]

My wife and I went to a cheese and wine party. We had a bit of a falling out. She was so angry, she threw a block of cheese at me. I said, "Oh, that was mature..."

[Mamyalynne]

Crackers?

[sunny-dave]

Careful - she Gouda had someones eye out ...

[Patsy33]

Grate answer Mamya..

[sunny-dave]

Was it after you talked to the Stinking Bishop?

[Berniecuddles2]

I felt the bries as it flew past!

[Berniecuddles2]

I hope she Caerphilly picked the mess up!

[albaqwerty]

I Camembert these puns

[waterboatman]

Said with a cheesy grin.

[Shaglene]

Edam is made backwards.......

[Chipchopper]

Monterrey jack ?......"No thanks, I'll stick with the cheddar, Jill"

[marval]

I am smiling like a Cheshire cat.