The Tongan Threat

[Theland]

We should be on our guard and make sure the Tongans don't overrun our country, and dilute our culture with coconuts, canoes and garlands of flowers around our necks.
Would you join in the campaign and fight the threat from the Tongans?

[Mamyalynne]

Don't mind a coconut unless it's desiccated then I struggle.

[Theland]

And hula hoops clogging up the roads.

[Theland]

Goodbye to blue jeans and hello grass skirts.

[Mamyalynne]

Monū'ia.

[-Talbot-]

Not sure, I like coconuts, I like canoeing but garlands of flowers....nah.


Still, Tongans overrunning the UK would be an impressive achievement.

[Theland]

Mamyalynne - don't tell me you are a Tongan?

[Mamyalynne]

Well, I would have told you - but you want to fight me off.

[Theland]

T - They can disguise themselves. Look at mama, who would have thought?

[Prudie]

Wouldn't it need at least three of us to tackle one Tongan?

[Theland]

Some are built like big fridges.

[Theland]

Watch out for the war canoes coming up the Thames.

[-Talbot-]

I thought as far as Tongans go...the 'hula' was a dance, not a hoop?

[tonyav]

If I shook my Orange bucket at them in a threatening manner do you think that would make them retreat.

[Mamyalynne]

I can take you out with a spoonful of gravy Tony.

[Theland]

They sow confusion.
Not sure about their gods though.
What do they worship? Cannibalism?
Rumour has it some of them work as moderators and editors.

[Theland]

Tongans don't retreat - yet. Working on it.

[tonyav]

Mamyalynne I can take you out with a spoonful of gravy Tony.

Ahhggggg ( technical k o to Mamya )

[-SharonA-]

Nooooo! I like Tongans.

[tonyav]

Not to sure about those banana leaf skirts and those bazooka shells their waving about though ;-)
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[Peter Pedant]

bonga Tonga for longer !
that's what I say