The Royal Visit

[Rondy]

Katherine, Princes of Wales, was visiting a NHS hospital, and doing a tour of the wards. She paused at each bed, inquired how the patient was feeling, then moved on.
She stopped at one bed which was occupied by an old man.
"And how are you?" she asked.
"I'd be better if it wasn't for this boil on my bum! It's agony!"
The Princess smiled and walked on.

Matron rushed over to the bed. "What do you think you're doing?" she shrieked. "You don't use language like that in front of the Royal Family!"
"But I DO have a boil on my bum!" he retorted.
"Well, you could have said on your neck or something. Please remember that in the future"

The next week Prince William visited the same hospital. As he went round the ward, he stopped by the same bed.
"And how are you?" he asked the man.
"I'd be OK if it wasn't for this boil on my.........neck!" he replied.
"Oh", said the Prince, "What happened to the one on your bum?"

[Old_Geezer]

And I thought this was going to be an account about king Charles visiting the EU.