well, given your nonsense on here i can only say - you get what you deserve.
they say dogs can sense horrible people... perhaps there is some truth in that.
i can only assume you must smell of raw meat to get so much attention from dogs - you might want to try a bath and some perfume or something
i do not know a single person who has been bitten by a dog, and i have certainly never been either.
i would also bet that the majority of people on here are exactly the same.
in fact i can only recall about 3 newspaper article about incidents - hardly a national menace of wild dogs on the rampage is it?
you are a twisted, sickening mess of a person and i sincerely hope the next dog you are cruel to takes a chunk out of you.
be sure to come on here and tell us all about it - so we can laugh.
if you are telling the truth an have been attacked by dogs loads and loads times, it says rather more about you as a person than the dog really.
oh and by the way, why not give the guiness book of records a call...? i am sure they would welcome this highly unusual and astonishing bit of fiction....