Wishful thinking

[claymore]

What headline would you most like to see plastered all over the front page of your morning paper? I am hanging out for the day I see.. WE ARE NOT ALONE !

[FarKenOath]

NEWS FLASH
Politician tells truth

[sara3]

"War Is Over.. and Sara Won The Euromillions Jackpot."

(Sara doesn't actually do the Euromillions, but hey ho!)

[heathfield]

''we were wrong, says ipcc''

[rojash]

"Local man has biggest lottery win in history" (though of course, not any local man)

[hailthechimp]

Hailthechimp builds a working timemachine!

[elmtree]

children have done homework, tidied their rooms, husbands home early did the ironing and cooked dinner. Although this has puzzled the women of the world we wil not question the phenominon any further

[jake-the-peg]

Hailthechimp builds a one-use working time machine

[hailthechimp]

Well jake even if i only went back one year and had all the winners of every sports game,horce races,poker games etc...

That should still net me a couple of billion!

[craft1948]

mani - where the hell are you going to find one......

[jake-the-peg]

Don't think you understand the Universe well enough chimp!

I'd love to be there to see your face when all your winners started losing