Church sermon

[trixilator]

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No Sugar?'

[trixilator]

The vicar's answer was not, of course, No Sugar!

[marval]

I guessed that

[piggynose]

at long last, a funny joke
lol