"We're going to need a bigger boat....."

[LazyGun]

I would certainly agree with Mr. Ken Ham that an ark made of a bathtub would be very dangerous - think of the overcrowding, with the giraffes and elephants and all - Whats interesting is that, in the world of Ham,nothing is wrong with the story, just the depiction, giving those pesky secularists ammo to brainwash the children ;)

http://blogs.answersi...b-arks-are-dangerous/

[ludwig]

I like Ken Ham. His stir fried beef with green peppers is delicious.

[WaldoMcFroog]

Boom tish!

[ludwig]

I'm here all week.

[ludwig]

Ken Ham probably knows as much about ark building as those other two charlatans, Ken Shem, and Ken Japheth.

[WaldoMcFroog]

Wakka wakka!

[ludwig]

// To Hell with the boat
Where is all the water supposed to have come from and gone to?!?!! //

Probably a big bathtub jake, but not a little one like you'd see in a child's book ( what I'd call a bathtub bathtub ) that would be silly, and just make what is historical fact seem unrealistic and made up.

To be scientifically feasible, it would have to have been a massive bathtub about 200 feet long by 100 feet wide by 100 feet deep.

[sandyRoe]

It's still sitting in the form of ice on Greenland and Antarctica. If the prophets who warn of global warming are correct we may yet need to revive Ark building skills.

[mibn2cweus]

//It's still sitting in the form of ice on Greenland and Antarctica. If the prophets who warn of global warming are correct we may yet need to revive Ark building skills.//

Nah, buy the Hummer. He promised to never do it again . . .

[modeller]

If all the ice in the arctics melted it would raise the sea level by a few feet. Where is all the flood water that covered the Himalayas of which Everest is 6 miles high. It would need three or four times as much water as there is currently in the oceans to cover all the continents and their mountains.

[sandyRoe]

If all the ice melted it would raise sea level by about 100 ft. And maybe the tops of high mountains weren't covered in the inundation.

[RATTER15]

100ft would barely cover little undulations let alone mountains.

[jomifl]

100 foot high mountains, a miracle!

[Duncer]

Perhaps all the animal sh1t raised the water by another 100 feet?

[sandyRoe]

Apart from the Golan Heights there's not much in the way of mountains in the Holy Land. 100ft of water would be enough to float Noah's boat.

[ludwig]

Just wondering..
It takes me half a day to assemble an Ikea wardrobe.
How long would it take four men to build a wooden boat the size of an oil tanker?

[Duncer]

100ft of water would be enough to float Noah's boat.

Half an hour with Tori Amos and a bottle of Rohypnol would be enough to float my boat.

[sandyRoe]

I'd bet if your life had depended on it you could have had that wardrobe up and filled with clothes in 4 minutes

[jomifl]

Most of the holy land is well above 100ft in height. Pull the other one Sandy.

[ludwig]

I doubt it sandy. There's always a crucial bit missing like a door. It takes a couple of hours to drive back to Ikea and get it.

[Duncer]

..............and you need the door to keep the animals in?