Truthabounds
mibn2cweus @
//Point to the sky behind them and say, "Oh look, there He is now!" and when they turn to gaze upon their Jehovah's second coming, close the door behind them.//
That definately would not work as there is no such thing as Jehovah's second coming. If you meant Jesus, then again, there is no second coming as he is already here.
Need to think of something else.
08:23 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
I take it you weren't in that lot then. Talk about your split-second conversion.
I suppose I will have to come up with a new ploy . . . once the newsletter goes out.
B00
Fail to see why you need to be rude? Just tell them politely you're not interested and then close the door.
Whatever you think of their religion, they're still people and don't deserve the frankly silly replies that's already been suggested to say to them.
08:32 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
Well instead of immediately closing the door behind them, I had considered the option of sayin, "Made you look, you dirty crook. Stole your mother's pocket book. You turned it in, you turned it out. You turned it into saurkraut!"
Oh well. There's always next time . . . or maybe not?