Masturbation Will Leave Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife …..

[naomi24]

….warns Turkish televangelist.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/892594/masturbation-will-leave-hands-pregnant-in-afterlife-muslim-televangelist/

And there's me thinking it only makes you go blind. :o)

[shoota]

What of those occasions when it is just a dry run without the ultimate goal being achieved?

A phantom pregnancy perhaps?

[ludwig]

I always wear rubber gloves.

[bednobs]

in all honesty, is "your hands will become pregnant" and less believeable than the whole afterlife concept?

[1ozzy]

No body has mentioned "hairy palms".

Wondered why I needed to shave in unusual places ;-)

[shoota]

Hairy Palms?

You mean the bloke in The Ipcress File?

[1ozzy]

Possibly

[1ozzy]

Was he a bit of a ***?

[1ozzy]

Should have known the asterisks would kick in ;-)

[shoota]

Here he is with his weapon in his hand:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Funeral_in_berlin.jpg

[1ozzy]

That's him,,,note you never see his palms..

[mushroom25]

ludwig, in the 1970s, a prominent mountaineering expedition was sponsored by the London Rubber Company. in the "outdoor" press of the time, the sponsor was described thus:-

"...... the manufacturers of "Marigold" rubber gloves, and a certain well known male contraceptive (a very squeaky combination)"

[ludwig]

Rubber gloves and a condom eh Mushroom? Now that really is a belt and braces approach to the prevention of unwanted hand pregnancy.

[shoota]

There may be ball handling problems in the England rugby squad as (according to the lunchtime news) they have only two available hookers.

[1ozzy]

I'm sure they will find a way to handle things!

If they don't perform their coach might pull them off at half time and give a bench warmer a go instead.

[BRIGHT SPARK]

Does this mean a population explosion on Answerbank?

[shoota]

No BS, because we're all responsible ******* and have rubber gloves on....

[whiskeryron]

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ummmm
Yay...I'm going to have a grand child :-)
11:39 Fri 29th May 2015Report
Don't you mean hand child?

[whiskeryron]

When you ejaculate is that a flow job ?

[jomifl]

We have a palm in our garden, it is slightly hairy in parts. This thread has got me thinking....yes..... I said thinking.