Masturbation Will Leave Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife …..

[naomi24]

….warns Turkish televangelist.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/892594/masturbation-will-leave-hands-pregnant-in-afterlife-muslim-televangelist/

And there's me thinking it only makes you go blind. :o)

[wildwood]

I would have though that this discovery would be welcomed in the Muslim community. They want many children, even in the afterlife, so as to increase their following..... clap your hand and POOF... another muslim.

[EDDIE51]

Ivor Biggun is in trouble!!

[RATTER15]

Ha, I love it, Muslims barely know which way is up, lol

[jomifl]

Svejk do octopi do good hand jobs?

[RATTER15]

jomfl, just because they have 8 testicles!!

[askyourgran]

Well at least John and Julian won't have to worry about surrogacy in the afterlife.

[tonyav]

They should be made to wear boxing gloves.

[mibn2cweus]

Not to worried 'bout my hands then . . . but dear Lord bestow mercy upon the blessed Hoover!

[jomifl]

Ratter, dyslexia does have it's upside :-)

[shoota]

I'm just waiting for the second coming.....

[mikey4444]

Mad as a box of frogs !

[jomifl]

Now there's an idea!

[Peter Pedant]

blimey

[sandyRoe]

I doubt if he could find chapter and verse in the Koran to justify that claim.
Buy I do wonder if my failing hearing, baldness, and the need for glasses, can be attributed to the solitary sinning of my younger days.