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Jehova's Witness's
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Did anyone have them calling on Christmas Day? We did in our area! Ok, they dont celebrate Christmas Day but surely that does'nt give them the right to invade people's homes with their flippin magazines and view's? any JW's our there,would you like to explain why you insist on forcing yourselves on us?
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I have no problem with peoples religous beliefs. It is up to them whom they worship and what they care to believe or not believe ..but I do agree that forcing religion down peoples throats on their own doorsteps is beyond a joke .In my area not only do we have the JW's but also the wretched Latter Day Saints and both these groups patrol our streets on a regular basis .I can remember a group of JW's turning up on my doorstep one day ..all women ..with a poor little child in a pushchair ..freezing cold ..pouring with rain and the poor child had nothing on it's little legs or even a blanket ..I won't bore you with the piece of my mind that I gave to them !! My brother always picks them to bits over Adam and Eve and incest ! A friend of mine says that if you tell them you are a Roman Catholic they practically throw garlic at you !
They don't like Shaney very much though and usually beat a hasty retreat . He may be old but he can still let rip !
They don't like Shaney very much though and usually beat a hasty retreat . He may be old but he can still let rip !
Hiya shaney, I've heard JW's dont like Roman Catholic's. I know what you mean about the little girl. This bunch had one in tow. When I said I was'nt interested they did'nt go away just asked me did I want the watchtower or whatever. in the end I told them to P**S off! I could have said worse but it was Xmas Day after all:-). Our Jack Russell is too old to move out of his own way these days. I might go look for a Great Big Dog..lol. Hope you had a good Xmas.
How about a nice little story!
He walked along in a laissez-faire yet self-confident manner. Your logic would have deduced, observing his brisk and determined progress, that he was on his way to make love to a beautiful and intelligent woman.
As he made his way down the sidewalk you could all but hear his thought processes; �How wonderful and exciting to be alive, and a rational being no less. Just about anywhere I look I can see possibilities for magnificent achievement and glorious conquests. I�m so glad that as a child I chose to adhere to reality and to develop and utilize my mental capacities to their fullest potential.�
Just as he rounded the corner for the final leg of his journey he saw a pair of oddly dressed men walking past an orange tree growing in the yard of a nicely kept house. A pretty lady standing at the door seemed to be weeping as she watched the two men walk down to the sidewalk and turn in his direction.
As the two goofy looking men walked toward him he noticed they each carried a black floppy object which looked like some kind of weird book. When they drew near they stopped in front of him blocking his path. One of them who had a sinister smirk on his face said, �Hello there my friend. I would just like to ask you, do you know where you�re going to when you die?� The other man stood awkwardly to one side, bowing his head as if in shame.
cont . . .
He walked along in a laissez-faire yet self-confident manner. Your logic would have deduced, observing his brisk and determined progress, that he was on his way to make love to a beautiful and intelligent woman.
As he made his way down the sidewalk you could all but hear his thought processes; �How wonderful and exciting to be alive, and a rational being no less. Just about anywhere I look I can see possibilities for magnificent achievement and glorious conquests. I�m so glad that as a child I chose to adhere to reality and to develop and utilize my mental capacities to their fullest potential.�
Just as he rounded the corner for the final leg of his journey he saw a pair of oddly dressed men walking past an orange tree growing in the yard of a nicely kept house. A pretty lady standing at the door seemed to be weeping as she watched the two men walk down to the sidewalk and turn in his direction.
As the two goofy looking men walked toward him he noticed they each carried a black floppy object which looked like some kind of weird book. When they drew near they stopped in front of him blocking his path. One of them who had a sinister smirk on his face said, �Hello there my friend. I would just like to ask you, do you know where you�re going to when you die?� The other man stood awkwardly to one side, bowing his head as if in shame.
cont . . .
After sizing them up he made this reply, �If a person, for whatever the reason, be it laziness or mental anguish chooses to give up on finding meaning and purpose in his life, that is his right, even though he is probably wrong to choose this course of action. However, when a person tries not only to convince everyone else to give up their quest to find meaning and purpose in their life but tells them that they are evil and wicked for trying and that the more they desire this and the harder they work to achieve it the more they deserve to burn forever in hell, that is the lowest, most hideous form of evil possible for a creature which has ceased to be human.
Well that won�t work with me. I�m on to your kind with your vicious tricks. I personally can not imagine a hell suitable for your kind but you must be living in a hell of your own creation to think that such behavior is acceptable. Well your game is up because I know your motives and know as well that I have the right to relieve you of your self made misery if this should prove to be necessary, so get your blood of the lamb washed carcasses out of my way before I do some washin of my own; now scram!�
Amazingly as the two men turned to flee in fear for their miserable existences, their floppy black books slipped from both of their hands and fell together into the sewer drain next to the sidewalk, and the instant they rounded the corner, with echoes of the word �scram!� still reverberating throughout the neighborhood, the two proselytizers vanished never to be seen nor heard from again.
The lady who had been standing at the house weeping, upon seeing this wiped her eyes and the tears that had been there were replaced by an enchanting and joyous smile. She called to the man saying, �Hey Theadore! Won�t you come inside and we can make some fresh squeezed juice together?�
End of Story!
Well that won�t work with me. I�m on to your kind with your vicious tricks. I personally can not imagine a hell suitable for your kind but you must be living in a hell of your own creation to think that such behavior is acceptable. Well your game is up because I know your motives and know as well that I have the right to relieve you of your self made misery if this should prove to be necessary, so get your blood of the lamb washed carcasses out of my way before I do some washin of my own; now scram!�
Amazingly as the two men turned to flee in fear for their miserable existences, their floppy black books slipped from both of their hands and fell together into the sewer drain next to the sidewalk, and the instant they rounded the corner, with echoes of the word �scram!� still reverberating throughout the neighborhood, the two proselytizers vanished never to be seen nor heard from again.
The lady who had been standing at the house weeping, upon seeing this wiped her eyes and the tears that had been there were replaced by an enchanting and joyous smile. She called to the man saying, �Hey Theadore! Won�t you come inside and we can make some fresh squeezed juice together?�
End of Story!
Sure fire way of getting rid of Witnesses:
They believe that God gave us his name, and that name is Jehovah, but actually JHVH (as it was written in the original Arameic texts) was a word so sacred that it could be neither written nor spoken, hence people quickly forgot what it was! So when some Roman took to translating the bible into Latin he took JHVH and added the vowels from the arameic for 'god' (EOA) and mixed them up to produce JEHOVAH.
1. Tell them this little snippit (which is honestly true and proves that there is a MAJOR flaw in their beliefs)
2. Remind them that they don't believe in violence
3. Wave them off.
They believe that God gave us his name, and that name is Jehovah, but actually JHVH (as it was written in the original Arameic texts) was a word so sacred that it could be neither written nor spoken, hence people quickly forgot what it was! So when some Roman took to translating the bible into Latin he took JHVH and added the vowels from the arameic for 'god' (EOA) and mixed them up to produce JEHOVAH.
1. Tell them this little snippit (which is honestly true and proves that there is a MAJOR flaw in their beliefs)
2. Remind them that they don't believe in violence
3. Wave them off.
They do force their beliefs on us and for this reason I do not like them or have time for them. Many years ago I witnessed a twin walking alongside a huge caterpillar tractor that carried a lifeboat. His other twin was driving. Somehow the twin walking fell against the tracks and his screams I will never forget. His Father was a JW and the local minister also worked in the same establishment. The ambulance arrived - the minister vanished - the boy was taken to a very good Navy hospital and then there was hours delay trying to get hold of the minister to authorise surgery. The Father forbade blood transfusion and the Mother wanted it. The twin was weeks old enough to give his own view and waited for the minister who did not want to make the decision and had vanished off out of it. 16 hours later the surgeons operated and amputated the boys legs. He died during the operation.....18 years old and he gave his life for his belief...30 years on his screams still haunt me and I cannot accept or condone any religion that does not save a life in any way shape or form where a life could be saved, and I am offended with every foot in the door pamphlet waving act that these people insist on invading my privacy with.
i find them quite interesting so i speak to them. once we got on the subject of christ returning to earth. i know little about religion but have watched the Omen series. i asked them if they wished to borrow my boxed set and went and got it opened it up to show them (its in the shape of the cross)..
never saw them again
time went by a new couple turned up and asked if they could read some lines from the book. i said of course they could as they were interested in it and wanted to spread the word. i told them i was into computers and would like to read a few pages from my motherboard manual to them in return.
They were Not interested they left before i got onto "post codes"
never saw them again
time went by a new couple turned up and asked if they could read some lines from the book. i said of course they could as they were interested in it and wanted to spread the word. i told them i was into computers and would like to read a few pages from my motherboard manual to them in return.
They were Not interested they left before i got onto "post codes"
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