Should I stay or should I go............................................................

[knobbynonuts]

Have been an abyer now for about 3 moths (s hit sorry they fly dont they) mean months only realy go on technology and how it works as you can learn a lot and have had many probs solved on my computer solved there and have given out a lot of advise as well and that makes you feel so nice when you can help somebody else out with your knowlegge (wish someone could teach me how to spell) must admit they do not seem to have that much soh on there and did not realy fancy going into body and soul as it sounded weally weally boring but have been on b an s now for a few days and you lot have such a good soh just like me dr spock has just been out lancing boils and giving birth, vasectomys, ingrowing toe nails,and ti tty examinations (god when I grow up I wanna be just like him and work on the starship enterprise) and have taken a look at most of your queistions and answers on here and you all sound great but it seems that most of you have a close little community here and seem to know each other and of course have more than one name on here I only got the one and thats because my golden retriever is called knobby an he got no nuts and love the post by scotchollie about his organ donation and stewy think that this quest comes into the middle of stuiped and sensible so my ultimate quiestion here is can you accept a poor homeless little puupy into your lives here'
Think you see a little of my soh but can assure you it gets worse so lets have a vote here and keep it simple chicken for yea and beef for nay and maybe lamb if you aint sure any way we got duck for sunday dinner so we posh aint we...

[bigmamma]

Lamb , its up to you but I say stay.
Why would you want to go ?

[mrknowall]

I started to read it but ran out of breath where are the full stops ?

[ummmm]

Chicken

But I hate chicken so can you change the options please?

[knobbynonuts]

Yea I know should put in full stops and new sentances sometimes but I do get carried away and when I start to type I just get carried away.
Will promise in future will take time to put in full stops commars etc but you have to realisie I have not been to school now for at least 30 years so brain getting a bit lusty (sorry rustty) and have made a decision will stay so please you all out there giveus some chicken and I wont let you down (ow sit down is duck aint it) youre stuck with me so enjoy...

[ummmm]

Or...you're stuck with us so....brace yourself :-)

[B00]

Bloody hell!

While I'm not usually so pedant over spelling mistakes, your post made my eyes bleed knobby, please download this (It has a spellchecker on it) and spare me any future discomfort.

Boo's eyeball saver


I thank ye ;-)

[knobbynonuts]

thanks uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm havavv nice piece of pork and loads of yorkshire puds and plenty of roasties

[cruella]

I love chicken!

[Roughquest]

Awwww bless, you sound loverly knobby ! Welcome to you - we need more nice peple on the B&S site to instill a calming positive influence which is sadly lacking of late......1,000 fragrant blessings be upon you...

RQ x

[knobbynonuts]

what does pedant mean boo please help me as I am a lonely littlesoul swimmining in a fish bowl (fink ployd) He,he,he. skrew the spellcheacer I speak ow I wanna speak and it lookes like you have acceptied me into your communityy and I will not let ya all down me and knobby no nuts will love to speak to all you all great a bayers out there anytime

[grumpii]

Do you want stuffing?

[Roy262]

I hope your not asking the female's do they want stuffing ?
LOL

[grumpii]

No they are in a mood.

[ummmm]

Funny you should say that. I have just finished cooking a lovely joint of pork.....loads of roasts...yummmy...just waiting for the tearaway to return.

No stuffing today though grumpii.....not on a holy day!!!

[grumpii]

The almighty may not be watching ;)

[dilf]

nowt thats what im having cos me and mrs dilf have to work till 4.30 5am ish and she is to idle to make us a sunday dinner so we just have picky's on sunday and then have a sunday dinner on monday .
she's cwap- im gonna get meself a bit of stuff or better still 2 bits of stuff
we sometimes have a carvery at the boozer like but it means i have to pay which is unfair cos ive got three kids and all the lot of them do is moan if i have a fag and moan if i drink beer .
no the wonder i kick the dogs
mmmmmmmmm pot noodle

[knobbynonuts]

Thank you so much for that roughquist I think that you are on the right track here but we all do have a gr8 soh and if we did not then what else have we got absulutly noffffffffing have we and boo I had lazer eye surgery last year and yes to your next quistion it did not work but it did really sort of did ha ha thats confused you now ain it

[grumpii]

I agree with Boo, you make me a bit dizzy.

[natalie_1982]

Flippin eck! I've ad a glass of wine this aft but now I feel like I have had the entire bl00dy bottle!

Howdy knobby, chicken. I think.

I had a sausage roll, half a pineapple and a glass of red for lunch. Dilf, take me out for a carvery I smoke and drink so won't moan if you do too.

[natalie_1982]

(I mean I won't moan if smoke and drink, not I won't moan if you moan... or something like that).

Bugger, knobby has rotted my brains already.