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mibn2cweus | 00:15 Tue 01st Apr 2008 | Religion & Spirituality
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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Luna ............... I'm literally laughing out loud! I can hardly type! You twit!! How funny!!

We do have a market in the town about 5 miles away, China - but I don't get up early for that. I'm always up quite early. How many kids did you manage to scare this morning, then?
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mibs in a state of utter panic scrolls back to page 60 only to find that all his marbles (well at least the one in question) are in place, copies evidence from the archives and returns to paste statement as recorded:

"Once the June 30th deadline has past . . .�

Alas, reality and my ability to perceive and comprehend it have not succumbed to the arbitrary and the whimsical . . . But I knew that!
Made you look!

(I knew you'd said 30th but wasn't going to correct anyone as I knew you'd have to have a look and go back all those pages... mean aren't I? Heh, heh, heh.... :-D )

I didn't scare any children, one lady tried to convince me to be the pen of God, a man called my sister Paris Hilton on the bus (she'sa little bigger than her and quite a lot smarter. Also more tattoos I suspect), I forgot to buy a blue mascara and we've got enough fruit and salad stuff inthe house to feed the 5000 with no miracles needed!

Lunar, it's not nice to mock the afflicted! Poor Theland will definitley be feeling the wrath of the vino collapso today. I wonder if he's turned the wine to water yet? (I'm laughing with you Theland... Tee hee!)
Bah! Theland's been leading the innocent (aka me) astray again - but serves me right for being too lazy to check the details!

China, it's not nice to mock the afflicted. Quite right. (But you must admit that was really funny!!).

Well, Theland hasn't surfaced today, and, seriously, I do hope he's ok. He was rather pickled last night. Theland, if you're there, let us know you're ok, will you?

Got to go to bed. Night everyone. x
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China, I reckon Theland would be far better off if he turned the wine into water - before he drinks it!

Oh, poor Theland. He's certainly coming in for some stick around here. We do sympathise really, Theland - honestly we do. I haven't had a hangover for years - and I don't ever want to suffer one again. That has to be the most awful feeling in the world - and it's self- inflicted.

In all seriousness, I know I drink far too much - certainly way over the recommended limits - so I'm not buying any more wine through the week. We'll just have it at weekends in future. Blimey, my liver will think it's redundant!

What about you lot? How much do you drink?
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Theland, May I suggest an alternative therapy for next time. Definitely to late now that your hopefully in recovery mode but perhaps the rest of us singing along will send some good vibes your way and hasten your return.
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I've not heard that song in ages. Not many good memories associated with it either. Not a bad song though.

Not in a singing mood today Lunar, got out the wrong side of the bed... doh! I'm going to be a hit at dad's BBQ later I can just feel it. Might go curl up in the corner with Private Eye and the Sunday paper and stay out the way.... Roll on tomorrow and getting out the right side.

Naomi - I only drink really if I'm out or if friends come over. I used to drink at home but I don't know, lately I've not really felt like it. Now I generally just drink water or grapefruit squash and lots of tea. That said,if i'm with certain friends I can drink quite a lot of the vino.
What's happening with the job, China?
I had a letter from them on Friday, I've to attend an occupational health appointment in mid july for them to assess if I'm fit to work. They've sent a letter to the recruitment co-ordinator telling her this and so have I and nothing will be progressed until after this appointment. It's a pain in the ar5e frankly.
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. . . kinda like Theland's vertically aligned bicycle seat I imagine. Payback time! lol
China, gone are the days when we went to an interview, and that was that. You got the job or you didn't. There seems to be a plethora of middle men/women involved now. Strangely enough, without all those middle people intervening, we still seemed to manage to do the job well enough. What nonsense it all is!!

Mibs, ouch!!
Hark at Mr Sympathetic.... Don't hear from him for ages and then when I do what do I get? Sarcasm! Chivalry is dead I tell ya!

(What are you doing that's keeping you away? Is it interesting?)
Where is everyone today? Sunbathing? Me? I'm stuck on the sofa resting the wonky foot and getting to grips with this new laptop, but it all seems so fiddly compared to my other computer. Don't expect you really wanted to know that, but as I'm talkng to myself anyway, I don't suppose it matters much. :o)
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ the bitch is back ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


China, Chivalry �taint dead . . . just temporarily distracted

Oh Come now China, You know dam well what I�ve been up 2

So you think you really want to know who I am?



4 Theland
Oo-er ..... it's a bit spooky around here. I've tentatively pushed open the creaking door and ventured alone into the enveloping darkness ..... I listen for the slightest whisper of sound, but all I can hear is the pounding of my own nervous heart - thumping in time to the echo of my hollow footfall. But wait! What was that? The clip, clip, clip of China's heels? The eerie wail of Mibs funny blowy bottles? The rattle of Luna's musical spools? Or ..... could it be? No, surely not! The creaking of Theland's vertically aligned saddle. Is anyyybooody theeereeeeeeeee?
Aaarrgh! Oh it's you Mibs. Thank goodness for that!
No news from Theland. Maybe tomorrow, eh? Let's hope so.

Night everyone. x

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