Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[China Doll]

God above, does not smoking mean I'll go blonde? I may have to start again! (Don't put pictures of ciggies up, I actually like smoking and am cutting down purely because I think I'm getting wrinkles. Yes, I am that vain).

I don't have to have my serious head on Naomi but it helps! Kidding.... Just whne you guys are discussing serious stuff that I don't have an opinion on or have no knowledge of particularly there's no point in me being my usual flippant self. That'd be like talking for the sake of talking when you should probably be listening or getting the drinks in.

Incidently, I'm cutting down, not giving up!

[Theland1]

Well cutting down is good, and I hope you stay cut down, and get even more cutter downer, until you are at the cuttiest downiest you posibliest caniest be/est, and then stop, and put the money in a jar, and save up and open up your very own shoe shop.

Now, what would be a good, or even a great name for this shoe shop, owned and run by our very own C.D.?

"Futt Off"
"Feet First"
???????????

[naomi24]

'Fagged out.' No, maybe not.

[Theland1]

"Sanctuary Shoes."

"Streetwalkers."

"Strutters."

"The Sensible Shoe Company."

"Anne Widdecombe Fashions."

(I like Anne W)

[naomi24]

Bet China's nothing like her. At least I hope not!

[Theland1]

Ah bless! Annie W is so sweet. She just gets a bad press.
She'd be good in the Sanctuary.

Wonder what Mibs is up to? "Completion by 31st June"
Thats strange, only 30 days in June!
Closing a deal to make his second or third million?
Selling his mansion house?
That wasn't him winning the by-election in Henley was it?
Dark horse is our Mibs.

[naomi24]

Annie in the Sanctuary? Are you completely mad! She'd scare the natives! China, off with those high heels and on with the running shoes (designer of course). Time to scarper!

Theland, are you going to have a go at our quiz? Chakka and I have been doing it for ages, and always swap notes at the end. You get three months to do it - and you usually need most of that time. Easy it isn't - but compulsive it is! Now that's something to take your mind off day to day problems. I sometimes wake up in the night thinking of the clues! (Makes a change from thinking of George Clooney I suppose).

[Theland1]

I certainly am going to have a go at the quiz, even to find out just how thick I am.
Anyway, it would be nice to converse with chacka on a subject that was less divisive than religion.
(He's a Scouser too you know ...)

[Theland1]

9:09pm and I've got the urge.

Going to jump on my bike and fly like the wind to Asda wine and spirits section, for a bottle of cheap red plonk and some tonic.

don't try to talk me out of it.

I'm telling Evelyn to hide her fags.

Back in 1/2 hour.

[Theland1]

Back - bought 2 bottles - south African red (well it is Mandelas 90th birthday ...... )
first bottle half done ........
I can hear them singing happy birthday to the old fogey on the tv next door - the pesky concert no doubt - let's all get pc and emotional - the putty of the great unwashed being molded once again -

Should've bought Dago plonk instead ......

[naomi24]

Try to talk you out of it? Me? As if?!!!!!!! Asda sell a really cheap one - Seven Hills - and the more you drink of it, the less you notice the quality!

Oh, what an old devil you are, Theland. What's your problem with Mr Mandela? Why, only today I heard him described as the only living saint! So, don't you think much of him, then? And while we're on the subject of saints, let's leave Annie out of this before her halo strangles her.

So very pleased you're going to join Chakka and me in the quiz. It's not for wimps, so be warned!! And .......... I shall want a step by step run down of your progress. (But only so that I can pinch your answers). :o)

Oh, I'm so looking forward to 31 June (even though there isn't a 31 June) when we shall have our esteemed leader back in our midst. Do you think he might tell us - or even hint a little - at what he's been up to?

Evelyn, hide the fags!!!!!

[Theland1]

The 31st june is surely like platform 9 1/2 in Harry potter book , no?

(can hardly see the screesn - looking out one eye ha ha)

plonky plonky plonk

Seven hills is duly noted

don't dislike mandelo - just dislike the sycophancy that goes on around him by people who don't have the foggiest - and it could be argued white rule was better - it was in rhodesia / zmbwaabwe

[Theland1]

Why did donnaalwaysask after me?

Oh my shewas lucky to licve so long

she was born very premature - incubator - ( in 1952!)
and because of oxygen starvation, was 50% blind for rest of life
Knocked down in a road accident by a truck ageed 4 but recovered

Had a stroke aged 14 but recovered,

in 20's had anyeurism - treated - ok wento n to marrty and have son Edward now 27 and husband richard 55

Donna 56

Poor inoffensive Donna - lovely lady - I remember you asd a young girl - you gave gave gave gave and took nothing back.

I'm not wet eyed, just bloody angry, so unfiar

I'm clingy aren't I ?

I need to leve ab coz it makes me feel obliged - but the friendshiop is great - it saddends me

oh sod it -- could be worse - in zimbwabwe - than goodness am in england - god save the queen

[Theland1]

The Upmteenth Of Octember.

A handy date for your diary.

[Theland1]

i can seee silver lances all around and know they are not rell buttehy stab out at me

tha krays are here, meg an d millie two of my csts

but ive hadsa smoke or theee and


what is tyhe word that wont come that saeys it aalll ?

you people are so strong a d together

I coulld do with hzawkwind and the baghfag3e

I want to come to you party woith china a mnd mibs and luna and you wont let me come and i could kill someone for a whodunnit - useful - preten d of course

coulnt hurt a fly

n3eed to give my house away to save kidas problems in the future

wwell oiled - otal useless

need too sod off and get real amd not come back

good luck with shoe shop - passion is 90 % sucksess

[Theland1]

NNaomi sent you e mail

[Theland1]

going to bed

[naomi24]

Theland, maybe Vino Collapso isn't so good for you, eh? At least not in vast quanities! I know you're going to feel pretty hungover this morning - but it will pass. Lots of love to you. x

[China Doll]

But I don't want to open a shoe shop... This is just like when you lot decied I was getting married without asking me too! I'm going to run away!

Theland - methinks your head will be a little on the sore side today. Don't be getting all annoyed cause you've had a fag will you, just carry on as you were.

Naomi - I've got to go to the market so I've been dragged up, (and if blondie thinks I'm brushing my hair or putting any make up on she's got another thing coming, I want to scare small children out the way, we'll be done quicker!) Have you to go to market too or just an early riser?