Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[China Doll]

Well it's about time Mister!

Hey, is that girl wearing a bikini or not? I can't decide. I do know that if I'd have realised the things you could do with a hular hoop then I would never have thrown mine away!

So are you caught up on all the gossip or did you want a synopsis?

It's nice to have you back. Ish. (Well I don't want you getting a big head or anything).

[China Doll]

Did you not get another email or anything Naomi? No explanation?

[mibn2cweus]

"Well I don't want you getting a big head or anything"

Well just because you don't want it I'll be dammed if I'm going to let it go to waste . . . Oh hula girl! Care for an introduction to objectivist epistomology? I have the expanded second edition . . .

[mibn2cweus]

. . . What's that? . . . I spelt it wrong ? ? ?

. . . Mibs gathers up his shrunken head and scampers away to sulk in the wine cellar . . .

[China Doll]

Tut, tut.... You're going to be in soooo much trouble when Naomi sees you've been flaunting your big head around tomorrow.

And you go play with your cheap hular tartl with the possible lack of swimming costume, see if I care... You'll come back when you realise she doesn't know the symbolic significance of the hular hoop itself and the secrets of life it could hold!

Goes to sulk in the opposite corner of the wine cellar but secretly hopes Mibs will be gallant enough to pass her the bottle opener while they're both sulking.

[Theland1]

it's always the same, I end up different when I want to be the same. More things happened, stuff coming to a head this week.
Think I need the gp to help me again

It's an education, I could do without it

Thanks anyway,

[Theland1]

China, I get the impression you were injured in work?
Hope it is not serious or long lasting. Very sorry for you.

[naomi24]

Theland, I'm so relieved to see you back again. Can you tell us what's happening? It may help you to sort things out in your mind.

Mibs, I don't know what you've been up to recently ..... but with all this talk of the symbolism of the hula hoop, the mind boggles!

Now come on you two, out of the wine cellar and kiss and make up. Whoa ........ a peck will suffice! Oi! I said a peck will suffice! China, put him down this instant!!

What's that, China? Yes, I know busy hands are happy hands, but this is ridiculous! PUT HIM DOWN!!

[mibn2cweus]

Dammit, I know it's here . . . somewheres?

[naomi24]

Haaaa! Too late! She's let go! Just as well really. By the time you've figured out which one cracks the lock, she'll have fallen asleep! Must try harder!

I got an email from Theland, and he's not at all well. See my post in R&S.

[mibn2cweus]

→ → → → → → → → → here

[naomi24]

Good morning to anyone who's listening (or reading). Oo-er .... I'm not sure I like saying that ..... am I having a Chatterbank moment? Maybe I ought to go and lie in a darkened room for a while. Got the key and the straws, mibs?

Where's China? (Silly question. I can hear the maps unfolding as I speak!).

There is one thing I'd like to say. I've kept to my word and I haven't had a glass of wine since Sunday!! How about that then?! You see, miracles do happen! (My apologies for any errors here - trembling hands make typing rather difficult).

[naomi24]

Just as well they haven't. I'd probably end up sucking them! Strangely enough I haven't missed my Vino Collapso at all. I was sure I would, but I don't even think about it. Odd, eh? Oh well, I'm obviously not an alcoholic then. :o/

[mibn2cweus]

Upon discovering the nature of test being conducted on the fairer gender scurries down to the lab to see if he might provide some assistence such as administering patches to the test subjects . . ~o">

[Theland1]

If there was such a thing as reincarnation, I would like to come back as a laboratory mouse.

How often do we read, "According to scietists who have conducted tests on mice ......... </I.

So the mice get free fags, free booze, loads of viagra, and a clutch of females to choose from for a bit of slap and tickle.

Life is good for a mouse in a lab.

[China Doll]

Helloooooooo!!!!!!!

Sorry, I just got rather entralled in a book.... well actually that's not entirely true, I got enthralled in three books and I'm now starting the fourth which is looking promising but I particularly liked the last one (An Instance of the Fingerpost if anyone's interested) so I've not been about much. That and I'm trying to work out whether I'm feeling low or am just a grumpy cow at the present time, either is a distinct possibility.

Theland - I'm glad to see you posting here, are you feeling a bit better yet?(I even tried to dig out one of my poems for you but the files I emailed myself don't work and the people in Technology haven't been able to help) And to answer your question, no, I didn't get injured in my last job, not physically anyway!

Hey luna - Nice to see you still with us and popping in! :c)

I see Naomi and Mibs have been doing their best to tarnish my reputation again while I've been away.... Honestly, some people have no shame! :-P

[Theland1]

That's what we need China, some poetry.

[Theland1]

http://www.umich.edu/~isa/leisure/poetry_files /poetry.gif