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mibn2cweus | 00:15 Tue 01st Apr 2008 | Religion & Spirituality
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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Is this a joke, Luna ...... are we to wait for the punchline?
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Oh! no no no! Cheeta is no joke! Not just an accomplished actor, he is an artist and world record holder with his own website and myspace. Cheeta is one fascinating perso . . . er . . . primate who in real life is much �bigger� than King Kong, imho, and I feel strongly that Cheeta also rates a star.

I hereby nominate Cheeta as an honourary sanctuarian.
All in favour say, �Ungawa!�
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My sister is scared of monkeys.... so that'll be a ungawa from me then!
You sure there's no punchline, Luna?

Err ..... OK then, Ungawa!
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion620183.html

Thought you might appreciate this one ^^^ It's very good natured fun!
Ungowa! (Sounds like me talking with a sock in my mouth ......... )

Sorry Mibs. I shouldn't have put my foot in my manners / mouth by trying to get you stretched out on the psychiatrists couch.
The fact that you are intriguing is a compliment though, and my curiosity is preambled with the utmost of respect.

China, when you are 85 and in a nursing home, you might be referred to as, "The old doll with a flower growing out of her @$$!"
I liked your post regarding Waldo & Jake. Goodun!

A week after coming a cropper on my bike, and the bruising is still spreading, dark blue and down past my knee. Could that be a blood clot? Or am I getting paranoid.
The, "tackle," is healing up but still damned painful. The bikes' OK though.

Luna - more good advice there from the resident nurses in the Sanctuary. Take it.

Creationism thread is fireworks again I see.
Too tired to get involved.
Sanctuary Psychiatric Department.
Would all Sanctuarians please note that psychological profiling in the interests of scientific research will be conducted very soon.
Please gather around the psychiatrists couch and take off all of your clothes. You can place them next to mine. No laughing!
The sessions will involve Q & A from all, to all, to be answered by all, and no holding back.
We will begin by putting our arms around each other for a big team hug, and then taking a minute to admire Chinas new tattoo, and the graffitti on Naomis' foot plaster.
Please do not bring in hot drinks, as spillages could be embarrassingly painful, especially to those who already have sensitive injuries.
Right Mibs, as it's your thread, you can have the honour of asking the first questions.
Away you go ..............
Mibs! The toilet? You should have gone before you came in here! How thoughtless! That wasn't the question i had in mind. But if you must, it's outside, second left after the wine cellar! And do hurry!

Yes Naomi, you can keep your plaster on, and yes, you can keep your handkerchief.

What now? You refuse to take your shoes off China? Oh OK but it's not cricket you know! Ouch! Watch those sharp heels!

Luna! Let go of me! I said a team hug, not a bl00dy orgy!

I can hear flushing, Mibs should be back now, so can we get started?

You had better start the Q & A session Naomi, while Mibs is finding his way back.

Off you go then dear, remember, no holds barred, as if you needed reminding!
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Ungawa! So it�s unanimous . . . That�s a first for the sanctuary . . . ainit?)


Naomi, "See, I told you!" I guess that was the punch line . . . <"?


Luna, Joke or no joke, You�ve now got me wondering why Cheeta is �Cheeta� . . . I�m on the case . . . anyone?


China, Since Adam cannot deduce the colour of his own hat, we (and they) all know:

1. That Charlie and Brian are not both wearing blue hats.
2. So if Charlie�s hat is blue Brian would know that his own hat must be red. End of game!
3. Therefore, Charlie�s deduces that his own hat must be red . . . It�s the only colour left!


Be back to read & paste stars soon . . . gota go now . . .
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Me start the questions and answers session? Not on your Nelly, Theland! Are you trying to get me into trouble? Your idea - off you go. :o)
Tut.... I knew it would be a really simple answer but my brain refused to function!

I'll have to pass on the huggies as my back hurts and I don't trust any of you not to give it a bit of a slap just for fun!
As if!!!!

What's wrong with your back, China - and was it worth it?
It's just the tattoo healing is all Naomi so it's mainly itchy/sore but it's taking a bit longer round the middle as obviously that's the bit that moves round whenever I sit, stand etc... Self inflicted entirely so no sympathy required but yes, still worth it! :c)

I bumped in to the original bit of eye candy from work last night so we had a quick chat, he's still quite sweet. Alas the cute doc has a girlfriend in Wales, I was kind of hoping he'd dump her in favour of me and my horror DVD collection but they appear to have a mortgage and a joint account so looks like I've been foiled again... Tut!
Oh, of course. Silly me. I wasn't thinking of the tattoo. ;o)

So, the doc's spoken for - but what about the original? Haven't you exercised your persuasive, feminine, charms on him yet and found out a bit more about him - like is he attached? And if you haven't, why haven't you? Come on, China, you're good at getting to know people. You can do this!!!
I know what you thought young lady!

Not sure about charms but I'm pretty sure the original thinks I'm bossy! So far I know he likes the Hell Boy films, that I think he's got a fairly grim mind (promising) considering the conversation regarding our patients last night and that he's really busy. Also that he loves Italy and drinks beer... Not a great amount really considering I've been here six weeks but he works in a different office and even if I did have the inclination to randomly wander in to offices to start conversations, I don't like to leave my phone, (which I'm on as we speak!). I think he's attracted to me but it's very hard to tell given the general length and content of our conversations... However you can still be attached and attracted to someone so that's not very helpful either. Maybe he's gay.

It's probably wrong to see attached doctor as more of a challenge now isn't it? ;0)
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China, Thanks for the riddle alert. I rarely make time to venture into that domain (what with bricks and all) and that was a really good kind (I could have sworn Charlie's hat had to be blue!).

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